Whole episode is recorded in one take on New Year's Day, "2017," at Tarzan's Radio Station with Lonesome Cowboy Dave guesting and gusting by phone. Partial list of subjects covered: new laws for the Re-Entertainment Camps of The Pink Orangutan; make your own reality pills; Angela Merkel's merkin; Good Germans of America; trade the U.S. to Russia to get Checkers back; I love Big Brother; everyone else is wronger; a swampy 1984; playing with Tannerite; people think Kong and The Mummy are myths; bowel movement of the brain; Camus, Sartre and Dave; fear of death by knowledge; Destroy All Normals; actual names of real Texas plants; The Eavesfropper; Kwanzaa Hut; if Dave was President; get revenge on smartypants; Pappy in a bra; Throw Away That Truss Bridge Collapse; Cornelius Badlybuilt; we voted for him so don't shoot us; Stang got VR motion sickness on Xmas; Dave's novel NEIGHBORWORLD; stuff it into a fat sock and call it love; scroti and scrum; 2016, the year so many potential bullshartists were born. (Background music is all movie scores by John Carpenter.)