Captain Cons Is Getting Married and we've got 4 rounds in the magazine ... Round 1: Update the safety brief. A woman had to go to the doctor in order to remove a glass from her anus. The glass was up there long enough to technically need new pros and cons. Round 2: Ladies & gentlemen, Major Dick Bong (quick) Round 3: Worst wedding advice from each decade/ surprise for Connor’s fiance Round 4: 4 Russian Generals killed Round 5: Zelenskyy didn’t dress up enough for speech

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