Pervy Dante Comparetto wants kids to have noodz scavenger hunt for condoms taught in schools, Dighton-Rehoboth coach latest victim of helicopter Dad, Grundlestiltksin calls in but hangs up because he's a pussy, Boston cop who let 2 Providence strippers steal his gun should be fired, Foxboro Becky's freak out after virtue signaling gets them on Turtleboy, and finally Shane Smith from the Patriots parade day brawl called into the show at the end and he was everything you dreamed he would be and more!!!