VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 254 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, Kevin S, harvhat, Sir TJ the Wrathful, piez, HeyCitizen, cameron, Anonymous Fountain.fm user, Dame TrailChicken, piranesi, makeheroism, nam, cottongin, marykateultra, Boolysteed, seedubs, NetNed, memes_1336
Intro/Outro: Stars and Stripes Forever
Thank you to MakeHeroism for this rad Independence Day art:
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
HTLC Channel Operations (Lightning Labs)
MicroStrategy issued and sold $333M worth of shares, bought another 12333 BTC (No BS BTC)
Fireblocks' statement on Prime Trust
Coinbits' statement on Prime Trust (Decrypt)
ZBD expands playlist (Decrypt)
North Carolina to commission a $50K Treasury study to find out whether it should hold Bitcoin (NC Legislature)
Belarus wants to ban peer-to-peer BTC transactions (CoinDesk)
Kraken ordered by judge to give IRS information on users (Bloomberg)
FTT jumps as much as 33% on news of potential FTX 'reboot' (Fortune)
TOP THREE 33
Air Force to phase out bonuses for airmen in 33 tough jobs (Air Force Times)
5 dead, at least 33 wounded in Fourth of July weekend shootings (NBC Chicago)
Macron's approval rating reaches 33%, highest since March (Bloomberg)
Gunman who shot off-duty police officer in Third Ward gets 33 years (Fox 6 Milwaukee)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
RFK Jr position on pot (36:19 NewsNation / YouTube)
Why national cannabis legalization is still a decade away (Forbes)
DEA Administrator Anne Milgram on Meet the Press (NBC / YouTube)
Bipartisan lawmakers introduce the Marc Fogel Act (Rep. Guy Reschenthaler)
NBA collective bargaining agreement signed (NBPA)
Alaska regulators propose allowing moms to breastfeed children up to 18 months old in dispensaries (AK Marijuana Control Board)
Connecticut's homegrow law took effect (CT.gov)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill prohibiting people from possessing pot at recovery residences (FL Senate) and a bill allowing physicians to renew medical pot certifications via telehealth that was amended to give black farmers medical cannabis business licenses (Florida Phoenix)
New Hampshire lawmakers sent Gov. Chris Sununu a bill to create a commission to draft legalization legislation with state-run stores (General Court of NH)
New Mexico pot businesses ask Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham to pause licensing (KOAT)
Oklahoma marijuana businesses sue over new, higher licensing fees (Tulsa World)
Virginia's law restricting sale of intoxicating cannabinoids took effect (Axios)
Zelensky pushes medical legalization to aid Ukrainians suffering 'trauma of war' (High Times)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, Rev CyberTrucker brings us the School of Rock All Star Students' covering Carry On My Wayward Son by Kansas.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever played with fireworks.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever tried yoga.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
Two long-lost brothers reconnect after 33 years *(14 News)
Son hides mom's death for 33 years, steals $830k in benefits (The Sacramento Bee)
"Pillowcase rapist" who served 33 years in prison arrested for allegedly kidnapping woman (KGET)
Illinois man critical after commercial-grade firework explodes in face (Fox)
Maine woman punches bear that chased her dog, ends up with stitches (Associated Press)
California man gets prison for nearly $9M phony cow manure-to-green energy investment scheme (AP)
Live snake found in bag of broccoli (Fox)
Vacationer dies in Jamaica after trying to down all 21 cocktails on drink menu (Fox)
Alligator found in Louisiana home reportedly sneaked in through dog door (Fox)
Dallas woman's vanity license plate nearly lands her in jail (Fox)