The wheels on the bus go round and round… thanks to lawyer Gloria Allred’s god-tier stunt marking Prince Andrew’s 60th this week. His big boy birthday party proved an unpopular invite, while the papers raised new questions about his Pizza Express alibi and Princess Beatrice’s upcoming wedding. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle set the record straight with new “transition details”, announcing they’ll stop using “Sussex Royal” and showing their frustration at the way the decision was reached. Meanwhile, Prince William and Kate Middleton take Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis lambing for mid-term break, and we learn of Louis’s love of tractors.