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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer flies solo—well, almost. He’s joined by the hilarious Chris Distefano for a chaotic, high-energy conversation that somehow covers everything from colon health to Benito Mussolini.

Chris introduces Bert to the Yuka app and starts scanning his diet, exposing just how questionable his food choices really are. They dive into couple’s therapy, hair loss in men, and Bert’s “child in flip-flops" fashion sense. The two also get deep on career goals in comedy, grinding in the industry, and the "Luigi Mangione of Serbia".

But it wouldn’t be 2 Bears without some unhinged history talk—Bert and Chris go off on a tangent about the history of currency, Bitcoin, the time Nazis packed Madison Square Garden, and the Axis Powers (because, why not?). They also touch on Florence, Italy, young people thinking Democrats are gay, and how their families keep them grounded. Strap in, grab a drink (or a Yuka-approved snack), and enjoy the show!

2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 278

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:32 - A Colon Conversation

00:06:41 - Fun With The Yuka App

00:18:15 - Couple's Therapy

00:20:56 - Male Pattern Perfection

00:29:40 - Flip-Flops & Comedy Aspirations

00:39:29 - Famous Beef

00:43:08 - Grounded By Family & Bitcoin

00:54:18 - Are You Führer About That?

01:00:32 - The Luigi Mangione Of Serbia

01:03:14 - Florence & Fun Facts About Mussolini

01:09:31 - Comedy Hustling

01:18:26 - Podcasts

01:25:05 - Democrats Are Gay

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