When inspiration struck during last weeks episode, we had no idea it would lead us to a VHS transfer of our new favorite Christmas movie courtesy of Amazon Prime Video. In Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe, Jesse "The Body" Ventura acts and narrates his journey to hunt down fellow "finder" Secundus before he can discover the solution the Anti-Life Equation! It's Abraxas Vs Secundus in the ultimate no holds barred match in the arena we know as Earth!