VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl 285 Producers: Guzman, RevCyberTrucker, harvhat, Lavish, Mary-Kate Ultra, cbrooklyn112, DotardTed, BalderdashBoys, CSB, AbleKirby, Phifer, Boolysteed, memes1337, M. Andrew Jones, Boo-Bury

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Intro/Outro: Street Cleaner - Flying Home for Christmas

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Lightning is doomed (Bitcoin Magazine)

KC Bitcoiners Meetup Chicken N' Pickle 6:00 PM WEDNESDAY Nov 29th, 2023

TOP THREE 33

33 Palestinians freed after 11 Israeli hostages released (The Guardian)

33 US states sue Meta for not disabling underage users' accounts (Greensboro)

NM State Police issue more than 3K citations, arrest 33 drunk drivers over Thanksgiving (KTSM)

Will a PhD make you better off? Not until 33 years later (Times Higher Education)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Biden White House cocaine scandal details (Judicial Watch)

California woman, 32, stabbed boyfriend to death in 'cannabis-induced psychosis' trial begins (VC Star)

Daily Mail writes a Reefer Madness exclusive on murdered children, cites this study which is funded by Pfizer

Connecticut dispensaries can be open on Thanksgiving, not liquor stores (CT Department of Consumer Protection)

Carnival bans Florida woman for life after allegedly trying to board with a cruise ship with CBD gummies (Local 10)

'Scammed by my own state.' Missouri man won't get refund for weed microlicense application (The Kansas City Star)

Jersey City cops fired for off-duty weed use sue Mayor

New Hampshire cannabis commission wraps up months of work with no recommendations (WMUR)

Gov. Kathy Hochul signs banking bill (NY Senate)

New York Court of Appeals rejects argument that legalization provisions prevent searches based on pot odor should be made retroactive to apply to incidents from before it was enacted (NY Courts)

New York State settles discrimination lawsuit (Cannabis Control Board)

USDA reportedly revoking licenses from farmers who grow hemp and state-legal pot (Seven Days VT)

METAL MOMENT

RevCyberTrucker brings us Speed Trip's Mean Machine.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went to Chinatown.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got something stuck in an orifice.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

South Philly couple has car stolen on Thanksgiving (CBS)

Four inmates escaped from a Georgia jail. A 33-day manhunt ensued. (WaPo)

Florida woman ran but couldn't hide from police (FOX)

Robber's colorful underwear helps NYPD arrest him (Associated Press)

Connecticut woman sues Chopt restaurants after allegedly "chewing on a portion of a human finger" in salad (CBS)

Fly found in man's intestine during Missouri colonoscopy (FOX / Sir Oma)

Old cannonballs found by construction crews in Waltham (CBS Boston)

2 NJ rooms diverting patients after Hackensack Meridian Health hit with potential cyber attack (CBS)

Female passenger removed from flight for orally raping man sitting next to her (Daily Mail)

Missing Burmese mountain dog found by hikers in Rocky Mountains after nearly two months (Daily Camera)