Fortune Kit
Fortune KitSongs and podcasts from @charlesraustin @DanBoeckner and @lowenaffchen
257 - Kiss the Machine [Patreon Preview]
Jun 6 • 3m
255 - The God of Thunder Pretends to Drink Cum
May 23 • 1h 1m
254 - Ethical Diddy
May 16 • 58m
251 - Crack Mt. Rushmore
Apr 25 • 1h 0m
250 - Dinner with Jay Z University
Apr 18 • 1h 1m
249 - Bingeable Moments in the Death of Empire
Apr 11 • 1h 2m
247 - Set Up the Drum
Mar 28 • 1h 1m
246 - The Island Boys Slapping Rivers Cuomo's Giant Ass
Mar 20 • 1h 1m
245 - We Put an Imagine Dragons MP3 on the Moon
Mar 14 • 1h 4m
243 - Purple Smurf (ft. Spencer & Cole)
Feb 28 • 1h 2m
242 - Billie Bean
Feb 21 • 58m
239 - Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash
Jan 31 • 1h 5m
238 - Bigger Than Judas
Jan 24 • 1h 1m
237 - CleanBoss / DirtyBoss
Jan 10 • 1h 2m
235 - Proto Mom Rock (ft. Palma)
Dec 27, 2024 • 1h 10m
234 - Snoopy vs. Osama
Dec 20, 2024 • 1h 0m
233 - All That Stuff and All This Travel and All This Stuff
Dec 13, 2024 • 1h 2m
232 - People of All Strips [Patreon Preview]
Dec 6, 2024 • 5m
231 - I Can't Rock Without My Heavy-Metal Gummies
Nov 29, 2024 • 1h 4m
230 - Three Harmonicas and the Truth
Nov 22, 2024 • 57m
229 - 12 Drink Minimum
Nov 15, 2024 • 1h 1m
228 - Kurt Cobain Would Have Loved DraftKings [Patreon Preview]
Nov 1, 2024 • 5m
227 - Dan AuerPAC
Oct 25, 2024 • 56m
226 - Fortune Kit Presented by Triaminic Cold and Cough
Oct 18, 2024 • 1h 2m
225 - QVC Exclusive Coldplay Toaster
Oct 11, 2024 • 59m
224 - Problematic Father-Son Age Gap [Patreon Preview]
Oct 4, 2024 • 3m
223 - Grown Man Saying Dum Diggy Dum Diggy Dum Onstage (ft. Spencer & Cole)
Sep 27, 2024 • 1h 6m
222 - Three Bears Truthers (ft. Josiah Hughes)
Sep 17, 2024 • 1h 5m
221 - Lou Reed Riding On a Banana [Patreon Preview]
Sep 10, 2024 • 4m
220 - Last Resort
Aug 30, 2024 • 1h 0m
219 - TimBitClout
Aug 16, 2024 • 1h 2m
217 - バナナの道 ~Banana Road~ (ft. Hot Dad)
Aug 2, 2024 • 1h 12m
216 - Luffy Smoking Newports (ft. Raina Douris)
Jul 26, 2024 • 1h 4m
215 - Wisconsin State of Mind (ft. Will Menaker & Katherine Krueger)
Jul 19, 2024 • 1h 0m
214 - Choomwagon [Patreon Preview]
Jul 10, 2024 • 5m
213 - I'm a Dog Mom
Jun 28, 2024 • 1h 1m
212 - The Duckies Do (ft. Jokermen)
Jun 21, 2024 • 1h 4m
211 - Jesus Had Crazy Myrrh Supplies for a Baby
Jun 14, 2024 • 1h 2m
210 - Garfield NEETs [Patreon Preview]
Jun 7, 2024 • 4m
209 - Running Up a $500,000 Tab at Dinner with Jay-Z
May 28, 2024 • 1h 11m
207 - Too Hot for TV
May 10, 2024 • 1h 0m
206 - The Transformers at the Great Car Rally [Patreon Preview]
May 3, 2024 • 3m
205 - No One Opaque Faceless Institution Should Have All That Power
Apr 26, 2024 • 1h 4m
204 - Tuff Titty Rap (ft. Hesse)
Apr 19, 2024 • 1h 3m
203 - Grandiloquent Songsmiths in Dirigible Balloons
Apr 12, 2024 • 1h 4m
202 - Silence Kit (ft. Matthew Perpetua) [Patreon Preview]
Apr 5, 2024 • 4m
201 - Dolly Parton Heel Turn (ft. Lisa Vitale)
Mar 29, 2024 • 1h 8m
200 - 200th Episode… It's Mostly About Meghan Trainor
Mar 22, 2024 • 56m
199 - Boeckner!
Mar 15, 2024 • 1h 0m
198 - LSD Comes From the Lab So It's OK to Experiment With (ft. Palma)
Mar 11, 2024 • 1h 10m
197 - Ran Red Lights to Get That Feline [Patreon Preview]
Mar 1, 2024 • 7m
196 - One-Hour Not-Very-Strange Trip (ft. Josh Terry)
Feb 23, 2024 • 1h 12m
195 - XOMG POP!
Feb 16, 2024 • 56m
194 - Jack Antonoff Honorary White Woman
Feb 9, 2024 • 1h 0m
193 - Crossfaded Off Soma and Ambrosia [Patreon Preview]
Feb 2, 2024 • 7m
192 - Really Really Hot Drink (ft. Nate Ruess)
Jan 26, 2024 • 59m
191 - Milk & OJ (ft. Zola Jesus)
Jan 19, 2024 • 1h 7m
190 - The Seance (ft. Alex Branson)
Jan 12, 2024 • 1h 4m
189 - XL Flooferino Ban [Patreon Preview]
Jan 5, 2024 • 1m
188 - To Hell with the Devil (ft. Tim Kingsbury)
Dec 29, 2023 • 1h 8m
187 - Christmas Songs Tier List
Dec 19, 2023 • 1h 10m
186 - KISS Golden Messenger
Dec 8, 2023 • 59m
185 - Connie Connecticut [Patreon Preview]
Dec 1, 2023 • 5m
184 - Joe Wick
Nov 24, 2023 • 54m
183 - ApeFest vs. Turdstock
Nov 17, 2023 • 59m
181 - Jay Z Weighs In on Dinner with Jay Z
Oct 27, 2023 • 58m
180 - Rock Music Is the Perfect Condiment for This Fast Food Brand
Oct 20, 2023 • 1h 0m
179 - Drake Full Book Leak 2023 PDF
Oct 13, 2023 • 1h 6m
178 - Great Big God (ft. Hesse) [Patreon Preview]
Oct 6, 2023 • 5m
177 - Blue-Haired Ted Nugent
Sep 29, 2023 • 57m
176 - Behind the Scenes of Pixar's Sodas
Sep 19, 2023 • 59m
175 - Christmas in September (ft. Derek)
Sep 12, 2023 • 58m
174 - Country Thang Daily [Patreon Preview]
Sep 5, 2023 • 5m
173 - Line 666
Aug 29, 2023 • 58m
172 - Snapping Necks (ft. Nate Ruess)
Aug 15, 2023 • 1h 1m
171 - Swimming in Regret… Is Not Cardio [Patreon Preview]
Aug 4, 2023 • 5m
170 - Carpool Karaoke 2 (ft. tom_on_here)
Jul 28, 2023 • 1h 1m
169 - Small Town City
Jul 21, 2023 • 59m
168 - Goat in Human Form
Jul 14, 2023 • 1h 0m
167 - God Save the Teen (ft. Josiah Hughes) [Patreon Preview]
Jul 7, 2023 • 5m
166 - Aaron Carter Live at Shoppingtown Mall, Dewitt, NY, Dec. 28, 2004
Jun 30, 2023 • 1h 2m
165 - Perfect Score
Jun 23, 2023 • 1h 4m
164 - J. Edgar Hoover Wrote All the AC/DC Lyrics
Jun 16, 2023 • 56m
163 - Every Barney Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
Jun 9, 2023 • 5m
162 - The 6th Most Famous Singer from Minnesota (ft. John Semley)
May 31, 2023 • 1h 9m
161 - The Zoso of Zuffolo
May 23, 2023 • 57m
160 - Bob Dylan's $21 Million Green Room Lion Meat (ft. Alex Branson)
May 16, 2023 • 59m
158 - Kentucky State of Mind (ft. Julian Feeld)
Apr 28, 2023 • 1h 3m
157 - ABCs Shootout
Apr 21, 2023 • 1h 0m
156 - Kelly Singer Clarkson Hat Flat-Brimmed Hat
Apr 14, 2023 • 1h 0m
155 - The Hot Brown Duke [Patreon Preview]
Apr 5, 2023 • 3m
154 - Eric Alper Cheat Sheet
Mar 28, 2023 • 59m
153 - Good Secrets! Bad Secrets! (ft. Cameron Fetter)
Mar 21, 2023 • 1h 4m
152 - What If Homer Simpson Adopted Bugs Bunny? (ft. Nate Ruess)
Mar 8, 2023 • 1h 2m
151 - My Poops [Patreon Preview]
Mar 1, 2023 • 4m
150 - Not-So-Golden Very Oldies
Feb 22, 2023 • 1h 8m
AutoCritic 38: Groovy Grapes - Purple Fever [Patreon Preview]
Feb 17, 2023 • 5m
149 - The Insane Mixing Geniuses (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Feb 14, 2023 • 58m
148 - Golden Oldies [Patreon Preview]
Feb 7, 2023 • 3m
147 - Every Radiohead Album Ranked! (ft. Pat Daugherty)
Jan 27, 2023 • 1h 1m
146 - Catfishing an Old Lady with a Picture of Bob Dylan
Jan 20, 2023 • 56m
145 - Fortune House 2 (ft. Robin Hatch) [Patreon Preview]
Jan 10, 2023 • 8m
144 - The TT Freak Hitmaker
Dec 28, 2022 • 57m
143 - Build Your Last Days Library!
Dec 20, 2022 • 59m
142 - Dylan's Signature Goes Electric
Dec 13, 2022 • 55m
141 - Jay Z Did 9/11 [Patreon Preview]
Dec 6, 2022 • 3m
140 - Doggyland
Nov 23, 2022 • 57m
139 - Of Musicians and Managers (ft. Arlen Thompson)
Nov 16, 2022 • 1h 1m
138 - Adult Gerber Babies [Patreon Preview]
Nov 8, 2022 • 5m
137 - Party Till I Stop (ft. @tom_on_here)
Oct 28, 2022 • 56m
136 - Chud Sexton & Bootleg Barneys
Oct 21, 2022 • 1h 1m
135 - Dippy Do Dinosaur Dance [Patreon Preview]
Oct 7, 2022 • 6m
134 - Glazed Hog
Sep 23, 2022 • 58m
AutoCritic 36: Every Weezer Album RANKED! [Patreon Preview]
Sep 21, 2022 • 5m
133 - God Save Tommy Lee
Sep 16, 2022 • 55m
131 - Nathfield of Dreams (Part 1) (ft. Raina Douris & Julian Feeld)
Aug 26, 2022 • 58m
130 - The Sexy New Guys (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Aug 12, 2022 • 58m
129 - The Golden Goose [Patreon Preview]
Aug 5, 2022 • 5m
128 - Falstaff Makes Me Happy
Jul 26, 2022 • 57m
127 - Return to Akon City
Jul 18, 2022 • 58m
126 - Super Saiyan Chuckie Finster [Patreon Preview]
Jul 8, 2022 • 6m
125 - Biuyiuyuitiful (ft. @JucheMane)
Jun 21, 2022 • 1h 5m
124 - Johnny Rotten Spent $15,000 on Game of War
Jun 14, 2022 • 57m
123 - One Chord and the Truth [Patreon Preview]
Jun 3, 2022 • 4m
122 - Ape-ocalypse
May 16, 2022 • 1h 1m
121 - Raised By Boomers [Patreon Preview]
May 9, 2022 • 5m
120 - Basement Family (ft. @thevillainjoel)
Apr 29, 2022 • 1h 0m
119 - Neighborhood #5 (Aqua Dracula)
Apr 20, 2022 • 1h 2m
118 - I'm at the Combination Yum! Yum!
Apr 16, 2022 • 53m
117 - We Beefin [Patreon Preview]
Apr 8, 2022 • 3m
116 - Billy Joel Kool-Aid Man
Mar 29, 2022 • 58m
115 - N Boys
Mar 22, 2022 • 53m
114 - Miller Lite Fender Squier
Mar 11, 2022 • 52m
113 - BiteFest [Patreon Preview]
Mar 4, 2022 • 5m
112 - The Hall
Feb 25, 2022 • 57m
111 - Two Six Packs Away
Feb 15, 2022 • 56m
110 - Pod Caste (ft. Big Dave) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Feb 8, 2022 • 7m
109 - Sexy Lady Star
Jan 25, 2022 • 1h 5m
108 - Big Bungalow (ft. Raina Douris)
Jan 14, 2022 • 1h 4m
107 - Pop Quiz [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Jan 7, 2022 • 8m
106 - Cali Vibes
Dec 31, 2021 • 55m
105 - Degrinchification
Dec 24, 2021 • 1h 1m
104 - Songsmith Vs. A.I. [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Dec 3, 2021 • 3m
103 - Put Them Speakers on Poop
Nov 26, 2021 • 58m
102 - Rat-Arsed Off Port and 7 Up
Nov 12, 2021 • 1h 1m
101 - Insulin Cigarette [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Nov 2, 2021 • 6m
100 - Okay Computer (ft. Branson)
Oct 22, 2021 • 56m
99 - Fortune House (ft. Patrick Stickles)
Oct 12, 2021 • 1h 3m
97 - Fortune Kit Goes to Space (ft. Patrick Doran)
Sep 28, 2021 • 1h 2m
96 - "I'm Not Sure I Can Tell You the Difference Between Iraq and Iran"
Sep 14, 2021 • 55m
95 - Boss D.J.
Sep 8, 2021 • 54m
94 - Prescription Hot Sauce [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Sep 1, 2021 • 3m
93 - Palma's Infinite Disco (ft. Palma)
Aug 25, 2021 • 37m
92 - The Squeezed Bladder
Aug 17, 2021 • 59m
91 - Podcast in a Bubble [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Aug 4, 2021 • 3m
90 - They Would Should Fuck Love to Ozzy
Jul 27, 2021 • 57m
89 - Soothing Sounds for Baby
Jul 20, 2021 • 1h 3m
88 - Hether Fortune Kit (ft. Hether Fortune)
Jul 13, 2021 • 1h 6m
87 - Just Asking Questions [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Jul 6, 2021 • 6m
86 - Nerdcore for Life
Jun 25, 2021 • 58m
85 - Boys That Stereogum (ft. Tom Breihan)
Jun 16, 2021 • 1h 2m
84 - The Freedom Mobile Awards Presented by The Junos (ft. Riley Quinn)
Jun 9, 2021 • 1h 2m
82 - Astral Tweeps
May 25, 2021 • 1h 0m
81 - Synchronicity: Dark Side of the Moon
May 14, 2021 • 51m
79 - There's a Liberal in the Family
Apr 27, 2021 • 59m
78 - The Financial Times They Are A'Changin'
Apr 19, 2021 • 1h 3m
77 - Barney Live in '91 [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Apr 7, 2021 • 5m
76 - Bachman Alper Overdrive
Mar 30, 2021 • 1h 0m
75 - The World's Youngest Scooby-Doo Licensee (ft. Josiah Hughes)
Mar 23, 2021 • 1h 9m
74 - Awards Season
Mar 16, 2021 • 58m
73 - The Weezer DM (ft. Emily & Derek)
Mar 9, 2021 • 1h 26m
72 - Grill 'Em All [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Mar 2, 2021 • 4m
71 - Surprisingly Sweet (ft. Howard Bilerman)
Feb 19, 2021 • 1h 7m
70 - Red Like Reagan (ft. Matt Christman)
Feb 10, 2021 • 1h 3m
69 - Make Room (ft. Walt Tremblay) [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Feb 3, 2021 • 4m
68 - Waffle Records (ft. Patrick Stickles)
Jan 26, 2021 • 1h 4m
67 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 4 (ft. Derek & CJ)
Jan 14, 2021 • 1h 10m
65 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 2 (ft. Derek & CJ)
Dec 29, 2020 • 1h 1m
64 - Tommy Lee Book Club Part 1 (ft. Derek & CJ)
Dec 22, 2020 • 59m
63 - Hip-Hop Ops (ft. Michael S. Judge)
Dec 15, 2020 • 1h 13m
62 - Barney in Fallujah (ft. Brendan James and Noah Kulwin)
Dec 8, 2020 • 1h 5m
60 - The Great Reset (ft. Derek)
Nov 20, 2020 • 1h 0m
59 - Officer Big Mac
Nov 13, 2020 • 1h 0m
58 - SEX [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Nov 3, 2020 • 7m
57 - Are You One of Them Girls That Peels Off the Bud Light Label?
Oct 27, 2020 • 59m
56 - Beachfest (ft. Hot Dad)
Oct 16, 2020 • 1h 9m
55 - We Are the World [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Oct 2, 2020 • 7m
54 - Hey Man, Good Show (ft. Josiah Hughes)
Sep 25, 2020 • 1h 8m
53 - The Statue of Liberty is My Cross (ft. Will Menaker)
Sep 19, 2020 • 1h 7m
52 - Canadian Graduation Song (ft. Robin Hatch)
Sep 11, 2020 • 1h 7m
50 - CanCon Part Deux (ft. Chris Wade)
Aug 27, 2020 • 50m
49 - Nephew Uncle Excellence (ft. Nate Ruess)
Aug 18, 2020 • 1h 4m
48 - Mmm Mmm Pizza (ft. Britt Daniel)
Aug 11, 2020 • 49m
46 - More Adventures in Trump-Brain Folk Art
Jul 27, 2020 • 1h 6m
45 - Summer Fun in Pedowood & Myrtle Beach
Jul 20, 2020 • 1h 3m
44 - Woodstock ’99 Revisited [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
Jul 10, 2020 • 14m
43 - Joe’s Zone (ft. Joe Plummer)
Jul 1, 2020 • 57m
42 - Gentlemen, You've Just Made Your First Number One (ft. Tom Breihan)
Jun 23, 2020 • 1h 1m
40 - Abolish Police Spotify Playlists (ft. Ramsin Canon)
Jun 8, 2020 • 59m
39 - Woodstock 100 (ft. Man Man’s Honus Honus)
May 28, 2020 • 1h 3m
38 - The Touring Test (ft. Keith Buckley)
May 21, 2020 • 56m
37 - Boss FK-37 Tone Zone Super Tonerizer
May 11, 2020 • 1h 3m
36 - Knights of Galvania [Preview] [Patreon Exclusive]
May 3, 2020 • 16m
35 - Journey Through the CanCon Canon (ft. Arlen Thompson)
Apr 24, 2020 • 49m
34 - Quarantine (ft. @intellegint)
Apr 17, 2020 • 1h 20m
33 - YugoParty (ft. Palma)
Apr 9, 2020 • 1h 0m
32 - Fortune Kit x Pennzoil x Business Insider
Apr 1, 2020 • 55m
31 - Quarantined at Shredfest (ft. Keith Buckley)
Mar 25, 2020 • 53m
30 - Crying a Lot 49 (ft. Kurt Feldman)
Mar 14, 2020 • 1h 2m
29 - Did This MF Just Say Eric (ft. Derek)
Mar 6, 2020 • 59m
28 - Carpool Karaoke (ft. @tom_on_here)
Feb 27, 2020 • 1h 2m
27 - Every Beatles Album Ranked
Feb 14, 2020 • 52m
26 - Crazy B Dash Dash Dash Dash
Feb 3, 2020 • 56m
25 - 360 Beers (ft. Wolf Parade)
Jan 24, 2020 • 1h 1m
24 - Akon City
Jan 19, 2020 • 58m
23 - MTV News Stories from the Vault
Jan 11, 2020 • 44m
22 - What’s Music Writing For? (ft. Lior Phillips)
Dec 27, 2019 • 58m
21 - Chardonnay and Cabernet (The Wine Song) (ft. Andrew & Branson)
Dec 13, 2019 • 52m
19 - The E1 Album & The MAGA Challenge (ft. Will Menaker)
Nov 22, 2019 • 1h 8m
18 - Ultimate Vibes CrazySexyCool Relaxation Vol. 1 (ft. Zola Jesus)
Nov 13, 2019 • 57m
17 - Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2
Oct 25, 2019 • 54m
16 - Xeecee Draws Family Guy Rivers Cuomo
Oct 18, 2019 • 46m
15 - Explorations in Trump-Brain Boomer Rock
Oct 11, 2019 • 1h 0m
AutoCritic 4: Interpol - Turn On the Bright Lights
Oct 4, 2019 • 37m
14 - StarDraft: Band War
Sep 27, 2019 • 58m
13 - Tommy Lee Goes to College
Sep 20, 2019 • 35m
UNLOCKED: AutoCritic 2: Geto Boys - The Geto Boys (ft. Will Menaker)
Sep 17, 2019 • 19m
12 - Lizard Song (Put Me On the Cross)
Sep 13, 2019 • 52m
11 - Lana, Taylor & Tim Maia
Sep 7, 2019 • 57m
10 - Brock Winthrop
Aug 30, 2019 • 48m
9 - Kidz Bop Live (ft. Keith Buckley)
Aug 16, 2019 • 47m
8 - Clout! Clout! These Are the Memes I Can Do Without
Aug 12, 2019 • 47m
7 - Mama Let Me Pump Your Gas
Aug 2, 2019 • 58m
6 - Reverse Fyre Fest
Jul 18, 2019 • 49m
5 - What's Left
Jul 12, 2019 • 41m
4 - Richard Nixon's Piano Concerto No. 1
Jul 5, 2019 • 32m
3 - Lollicops (ft. Felix Biederman)
Jun 28, 2019 • 44m
2 - Radiant Dawn
Jun 21, 2019 • 33m
1 - Eternity
Jun 14, 2019 • 49m
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