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The Lizard's Essential Albums : The One That Takes Me on a Holiday Away From Reality
Jul 11 • 1h 1m
It's New, The Declaration of Independence. It's Blue, Some of the Stripes on the Flag.
Jul 4 • 55m
Music Catchup : Is Sabrina Carpenter Singlehandedly Dismantling Modern Feminism?!?!!?
Jun 27 • 55m
I'm Guilty As Sin and Fresh Out The Slammer In Your Silver Ford With Stained Glass Windows
May 23 • 1h 1m
I Met Sunday (1994) And Drank Their Last Coors Light
May 2 • 1h 50m
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Analyses
Apr 25 • 55m
Sunday (1994) Rain REACTION featuring Clown Shoes Squeaking
Apr 11 • 11m
The Lizard's Top 15 Y2K Songs
Apr 11 • 1h 2m
Happiness vs Happiness
Apr 4 • 1h 1m
Severance and Sandwich
Mar 28 • 52m
The Lizard's Top 5 Greatest Pop Ballads of All Time
Mar 14 • 55m
Learning the Basics of Szanese
Feb 28 • 48m
New Music Friday : Call Me When It's Doomsday
Feb 21 • 51m
The Only Exception is Mine
Feb 14 • 52m
Lizard Ketchup : Sarah Michelle Gellar Says Abracadabra in a Sports Car
Feb 7 • 50m
Foolish One, Step Away From The Mailbox Slowly and With Your Hands Up
Jan 31 • 1h 0m
The Lizard's Essential Albums : The One That Changed A Genre Forever
Jan 24 • 1h 8m
Grammy's 2025 Final Predictions
Jan 17 • 1h 8m
New Music Friday : The Wild and Woolly Ethel Cain Record
Jan 10 • 58m
The Lizard's Year End Roundup : 2024
Jan 1 • 1h 7m
The Legend of Cece Natalie : Real Miss Raunchy B***h
Dec 20, 2024 • 48m
For Those Of Us Who Do NOT Live In A Cave With A Dog
Dec 6, 2024 • 54m
Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus : REVISITED
Nov 29, 2024 • 1h 2m
ACCESS ALL LIZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 22, 2024 • 55m
A Tortured Poet is the Muse
Nov 15, 2024 • 48m
It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus
Oct 31, 2024 • 1h 23m
Halsey Impersonates Monstro Elisasue For Her Album The Great Impersonator
Oct 25, 2024 • 1h 12m
This Is The Soundtrack of a Killer, Bella
Oct 18, 2024 • 59m
Always Throw Spilled Salt Over Your Left Shoulder, And Other Lessons
Oct 11, 2024 • 1h 26m
Lizard (1994)
Oct 4, 2024 • 48m
The Lizard's Essential Albums : The One That Reminded Me Music Can Be Fun
Sep 27, 2024 • 55m
When You Do Clownery, The Clown Comes Back To Bite
Sep 20, 2024 • 40m
The 2024 VMA's : The Diva Parade That Kept Getting Interrupted By Boring People
Sep 13, 2024 • 55m
The History of the VMA's
Sep 6, 2024 • 1h 10m
Touchdown, Call The Tayvises and Cut 'Em From The Team
Sep 4, 2024 • 57m
The Sharp Knife of Summer
Aug 30, 2024 • 58m
Short n Sweet Sugar Water
Aug 23, 2024 • 55m
New Music Friday : The Crimes of Blake Lively Edition
Aug 16, 2024 • 58m
Sabrina, What's Good!?!?!?
Aug 9, 2024 • 45m
The Lizard's Essential Albums : The One That Showed Me The Ugly Truth
Aug 2, 2024 • 1h 3m
The World's Best Pop Songs That No One Remembers
Jul 26, 2024 • 1h 5m
You're Going To Be Late For Zach Bryan's Birthday Party...
Jul 19, 2024 • 56m
The Lizard's Essential Albums : The One That Made Me Feel Understood
Jul 12, 2024 • 1h 1m
Lasso, Brat, Chanel No. 5, and Other Cryptids
Jul 7, 2024 • 1h 1m
From Aperol Spritz to Wrist Wrist Spritz Spritz...
Jun 30, 2024 • 1h 3m
I Hope It's Shitty In The Black Dog
Jun 19, 2024 • 37m
Songs That Make Me Cry
Jun 13, 2024 • 53m
Please Please Please Stream Brat!
Jun 8, 2024 • 56m
Two Girls, One Muse
May 31, 2024 • 52m
This Week In Music! (The Plagues of Egypt Edition)
May 25, 2024 • 48m
Hit Lizard Hard and Soft
May 17, 2024 • 58m
I Hate It Here, So I Will Go To 2004
May 13, 2024 • 42m
Chloe or Sam or Lizard or Marcus
May 1, 2024 • 43m
An Abundance of 'Chellas
Apr 26, 2024 • 45m
Never take advice from a Tortured Poet...
Apr 17, 2024 • 46m
Tortured Joever Department
Apr 10, 2024 • 1h 15m
Good Luck Guzzling All This New Music and Content, Babe!
Apr 6, 2024 • 36m
Genres Are a Funny Little Concept, Aren't They?
Mar 29, 2024 • 37m
It's Death by a Thousand Cuts
Mar 20, 2024 • 29m
Taylor Swift's Best Love Song
Feb 28, 2024 • 36m
The History of Half Time!
Feb 10, 2024 • 39m
Shine Bright, Shine Far, Don't Be Shy, Be A Star!
Jan 26, 2024 • 1h 7m
The Importance of Criticism in Art
Jan 5, 2024 • 1h 13m
The Lizard's Year End Pop Culture Round-Up
Dec 31, 2023 • 1h 7m
I'm on a bench at Nathan's Hot Dogs wonderin' where did my hot dog go
Dec 19, 2023 • 31m
'Tis The Damn Lizard Review
Nov 28, 2023 • 23m
Get your f*****g ass up and jingle your bells
Nov 19, 2023 • 19m
GRAMMY'S 2023 NOMINATIONS HAVE ARRIVED...
Nov 10, 2023 • 25m
New Releases from November 3rd and beyond...
Nov 7, 2023 • 17m
Josh Hutcherson once gave me a piece of bread and now I owe him my very life
Nov 4, 2023 • 39m
Newfooshoo Boon Pweggy Fab Swhom Wee Snaw...
Oct 31, 2023 • 6m
Nicole Kidman, Sandra Bullock, Leeann Rimes, Shania Twain, and Faith Hill all have ONE THING in common....
Oct 24, 2023 • 15m
Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?
Oct 18, 2023 • 23m
Is my vape crackling too loud for you?
Oct 14, 2023 • 21m
Bath and Body Works' TRUE purpose...
Oct 10, 2023 • 18m
You know I left a part of me back in Folklore...
Oct 6, 2023 • 32m
Welcome to the 2nd month of The Lizard Review
Oct 3, 2023 • 10m
The deeply personal importance of the "F**k Ass Bob"
Sep 29, 2023 • 17m
Fergie's front for biological warfare
Sep 21, 2023 • 13m
Justice for younger sisters everywhere!!!
Sep 14, 2023 • 12m
Pages turning, bridges burning, etc etc
Sep 11, 2023 • 18m
Lizard check-in #2
Sep 8, 2023 • 6m
The only occasion a mummy has EVER been sexy in the history of pop culture
Sep 7, 2023 • 11m
Table for 1 at the Vanderpump restaurant located in the Paris resort in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Sep 5, 2023 • 18m
Hot and fresh crow served by OLIVIA RODRIGO!!!
Sep 3, 2023 • 14m
A lizard...?? With a BLOG? IN MY AREA???
Sep 1, 2023 • 25m
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