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The Lotus Effect
PhoneBoy and Pheonix
Show • 263 episodes
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Your hosts Pheonix and PhoneBoy talk about health, happiness, higher consciousness, and hi-tech hijinks!
Episodes
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194 - Seven Second Delay
Episode • Aug 31
193 - Floating Shitshow
Episode • Aug 17
192 - Outsourced Fuckery
Episode • Jul 27
191 - Black Dong of Death
Episode • Jul 19
190 - Release The Stupidity
Episode • Jul 12
189 - Ballzinweiners
Episode • Jun 28
THB 1 - Asshole with a Shoelace
Episode • Jun 22
188 - Ranty Fuckup
Episode • Jun 22
187 - Cunt of a Cuck
Episode • Jun 14
186 - Titty Drop
Episode • Jun 7
185 - Even More Dead Air
Episode • Jun 1
184 - Shitpocalypse of the Week
Episode • May 18
183 - Basic White Bitch Blowjobs
Episode • May 10
182 - Unintentional Journalism
Episode • May 3
181 - Tactical Nut Bacon
Episode • Apr 26
180 - Fuck Taxes
Episode • Apr 20
179 - Cowcakke Festival
Episode • Apr 12
178 - Genital Taxes
Episode • Apr 5
177 - Crumbs, Bits, and Bullshit
Episode • Mar 29
176 - Viva la Fuck You
Episode • Mar 22
175 - Big Hot Mic Obama
Episode • Mar 16
174 - Diarrhea Coke
Episode • Mar 2
173 - Cookie Cancer
Episode • Feb 22
172 - What The Virtual Fuck
Episode • Feb 16
171 - Whoremunity Service
Episode • Feb 8
170 - Doctor Hymen
Episode • Feb 1
169 - Vegetable Semen
Episode • Jan 25
168 - Brilliant Douche
Episode • Jan 18
167 - Rideshare Stripper
Episode • Jan 12
166 - The Clip That Didn't Fire
Episode • Jan 5
165 - Brain Muffin
Episode • Dec 29, 2024
164 - Anally Wasted
Episode • Dec 21, 2024
163 - Suck My Pinot
Episode • Dec 15, 2024
162 - Still Fucking it Up
Episode • Dec 8, 2024
161 - WTHC
Episode • Dec 1, 2024
160 - Cumwater, WA
Episode • Nov 23, 2024
159 - Cum Wheat
Episode • Nov 17, 2024
158 - Unsafe at Any Dose
Episode • Nov 10, 2024
157 - Candied Asshole
Episode • Nov 2, 2024
156 - Craven More Cock
Episode • Oct 26, 2024
155 - Jesus Hot Pockets Christ
Episode • Oct 19, 2024
154 - Soak It Inside Her
Episode • Oct 12, 2024
153 - Milk of Amnesia
Episode • Oct 5, 2024
152 - #MoreCumming
Episode • Sep 28, 2024
151 - Cure for Cunt
Episode • Sep 22, 2024
150 - Enema Abuse
Episode • Sep 15, 2024
149 - Clitoral Role
Episode • Sep 7, 2024
148 - Hate Assbury
Episode • Sep 1, 2024
147 - New Shitty Airport
Episode • Aug 24, 2024
146 - Chicken Boners
Episode • Aug 17, 2024
145 - Team Meat Loaf
Episode • Aug 10, 2024
144 - Black Coffee Matters
Episode • Aug 4, 2024
143 - Dietary Dickheads
Episode • Jul 28, 2024
142 - 50 Shades of Ghey
Episode • Jul 13, 2024
141 - White Privilege Word
Episode • Jul 7, 2024
140 - Corn Pop Cock Sucker
Episode • Jun 30, 2024
139 - Extreme Beastiality
Episode • Jun 23, 2024
138 - Hawaii Bastards
Episode • Jun 16, 2024
137 - Siri Threesome
Episode • Jun 9, 2024
136 - Lathered Meats
Episode • Jun 1, 2024
135 - Pecker Pep Talk
Episode • May 26, 2024
134 - Hot Plant Cum
Episode • May 19, 2024
133 - Vax Burner
Episode • May 12, 2024
132 - Criminal Broadcast System
Episode • May 5, 2024
131 - Honey Gorlick
Episode • Apr 28, 2024
130 - More Wholesome Than Hookers
Episode • Apr 21, 2024
129 - Stupid in a Mic
Episode • Apr 14, 2024
128 - Boner Bonus
Episode • Apr 6, 2024
127 - Hot Tiddies
Episode • Mar 23, 2024
126 - Lord of the G-String
Episode • Mar 17, 2024
125 - Sexual Coffee Abuse
Episode • Mar 3, 2024
124 - This Week in Trauma
Episode • Feb 25, 2024
123 - Drunk Drawer
Episode • Feb 18, 2024
122 - Bite My Authentification
Episode • Feb 11, 2024
121 - What's Her Cunt
Episode • Jan 21, 2024
120 - People With Penises
Episode • Jan 14, 2024
119 - Sadistically Significant
Episode • Jan 7, 2024
118 - Here Comes Plaid
Episode • Jan 1, 2024
117 - Hard for a Pimp
Episode • Dec 31, 2023
116 - Come for the WiFi, Stay For The Weed
Episode • Dec 25, 2023
115 - Medically Gaslit
Episode • Dec 24, 2023
114 - Nerd MacGuyver
Episode • Dec 17, 2023
113 - Crystal Methodist
Episode • Dec 3, 2023
112 - Lush Rimjob
Episode • Nov 26, 2023
111 - Midwest Goodbye
Episode • Nov 19, 2023
110 - Something About a Handjob
Episode • Nov 12, 2023
109 - Interstate Commies
Episode • Nov 4, 2023
3 - Trigger Treat
Episode • Oct 30, 2023
108 - Swiss Dank Accounts
Episode • Oct 29, 2023
2 - Dick or No Dick
Episode • Oct 23, 2023
107 - Sound Boyd
Episode • Oct 22, 2023
1 - Two Yentas Yacking
Episode • Oct 16, 2023
106 - Red Dye 33
Episode • Oct 15, 2023
FTAM 5 - Volker Eckert
Episode • Oct 9, 2023
FTAM 5 - Volker Eckert
Episode • Oct 9, 2023
105 - Apple Regret
Episode • Oct 9, 2023
104 - Never A Straight Answer
Episode • Oct 8, 2023
103 - Goatus Effect
Episode • Oct 1, 2023
102 - iPhone Strippers
Episode • Sep 24, 2023
101 - Goat Self
Episode • Sep 17, 2023
100 - Two Nuts In Love
Episode • Sep 10, 2023
99 - Citrus and Citrus Accessories
Episode • Sep 3, 2023
98 - Sandpaper Dildo
Episode • Sep 3, 2023
97 - Boobs, Blunts, and Blowjobs
Episode • Aug 26, 2023
96 - Semenglutide
Episode • Aug 19, 2023
95 - In The Pot
Episode • Aug 12, 2023
94 - Hot Flesh Garbage
Episode • Aug 5, 2023
93 - Peanut Butter Puppy Time
Episode • Jul 29, 2023
92.5 - WTAF
Episode • Jul 23, 2023
91 - Buffalo Billism
Episode • Jul 1, 2023
90 - Lyft Deez Nuts
Episode • Jun 25, 2023
89 - Raw Pheonix
Episode • Jun 18, 2023
88 - Tongue Tarded
Episode • Jun 11, 2023
87 - Low Dose of CBDC
Episode • Jun 10, 2023
86 - Pheonix Tested Troll Approved
Episode • Jun 4, 2023
85 - The Dick Episode
Episode • Jun 3, 2023
84 - CheckGPT
Episode • May 28, 2023
83 - Government Dick in the Soup
Episode • May 20, 2023
82 - The Matriarch
Episode • May 14, 2023
81 - Fried Bikini
Episode • May 14, 2023
81 - Fried Bikini
Episode • May 14, 2023
80 - Fried Oprah
Episode • May 7, 2023
79 - Full Circle Incompetence
Episode • Apr 30, 2023
78 - Princess Pee
Episode • Apr 23, 2023
77 - Random Toads and Rabbit Holes
Episode • Apr 15, 2023
76 - Company Cones
Episode • Apr 8, 2023
75 - Episode 75 1/3
Episode • Apr 2, 2023
74 - Burn The Farts
Episode • Mar 25, 2023
73 - Sugar Panic
Episode • Mar 19, 2023
72 - Taxable Tail
Episode • Mar 11, 2023
71 - Cult of Cunt
Episode • Mar 5, 2023
70 - Va Poo Rize
Episode • Feb 26, 2023
69 - Pussy Purgatory
Episode • Feb 19, 2023
68 - Passion of the PhoneBoy
Episode • Feb 12, 2023
67 - Lotus and the Effect
Episode • Feb 5, 2023
66 - Doctor Douchebag
Episode • Jan 29, 2023
FTAM 4 - Jeffery Dalmer
Episode • Jan 22, 2023
FTAM 4 - Jeffery Dalmer
Episode • Jan 22, 2023
65 - Yo Donot
Episode • Jan 22, 2023
64 - Frankenstein's Lube
Episode • Jan 15, 2023
63 - Judyism
Episode • Jan 7, 2023
62 - Christ on a Crossfader
Episode • Jan 1, 2023
61 - Hypocrite's Oath
Episode • Dec 26, 2022
60 - Festivus Yes, Bagels No
Episode • Dec 25, 2022
59 - Bleaching the Salt
Episode • Dec 18, 2022
58 - Offensive to Most Podcasters
Episode • Dec 10, 2022
57 - The Podcast Nobody Wanted
Episode • Dec 4, 2022
56 - Sticking My Dick in Things
Episode • Nov 26, 2022
55 - Them Buzzy Fuckers
Episode • Nov 20, 2022
54 - Another Bullshit Marketing Term
Episode • Nov 12, 2022
53 - Six Degrees of Fear
Episode • Nov 5, 2022
52 - Shitshow Artists
Episode • Oct 30, 2022
51 - Slutty Soul
Episode • Oct 22, 2022
50 - Empathically Baked
Episode • Oct 16, 2022
49 - Let The Trolls Win
Episode • Oct 8, 2022
48 - Cavalcade of Chaos
Episode • Oct 1, 2022
47 - Saltier Sweater
Episode • Sep 24, 2022
46 - Gold Cap Rush
Episode • Sep 18, 2022
45 - It's All Happened Before
Episode • Sep 11, 2022
44 - Come Right Across Your Battles
Episode • Sep 10, 2022
43 – 33 to 1 Orgasm Ratio
Episode • Sep 3, 2022
43 - 33 to 1 Orgasm Ratio
Episode • Sep 3, 2022
43 - 33 to 1 Orgasm Ratio
Episode • Sep 3, 2022
42 - The Ass Crack of Horowitz
Episode • Sep 2, 2022
42 – The Ass Crack of Horowitz
Episode • Sep 2, 2022
41 – Saturated Frats
Episode • Aug 27, 2022
41 – Saturated Frats
Episode • Aug 27, 2022
41 – Saturated Frats
Episode • Aug 27, 2022
40 – Meet Your Meat
Episode • Aug 21, 2022
40 – Meet Your Meat
Episode • Aug 21, 2022
40 – Meet Your Meat
Episode • Aug 21, 2022
39 – Mirror Mirror
Episode • Aug 14, 2022
39 – Mirror Mirror
Episode • Aug 14, 2022
39 – Mirror Mirror
Episode • Aug 14, 2022
FTAM 3 – Andrew Cunanan
Episode • Aug 14, 2022
FTAM 3 - Andrew Cunanan
Episode • Aug 14, 2022
FTAM 3 - Andrew Cunanan
Episode • Aug 14, 2022
38 – Cleaner Than A Nun’s Asshole
Episode • Aug 13, 2022
38 – Cleaner Than A Nun’s Asshole
Episode • Aug 13, 2022
38 – Cleaner Than A Nun’s Asshole
Episode • Aug 13, 2022
37 – Put Your Face in a Fucking Cow
Episode • Aug 6, 2022
37 – Put Your Face in a Fucking Cow
Episode • Aug 6, 2022
37 – Put Your Face in a Fucking Cow
Episode • Aug 6, 2022
FTAM 2 – Kenneth Bianchi
Episode • Jul 31, 2022
FTAM 2 - Kenneth Bianchi
Episode • Jul 31, 2022
FTAM 2 - Kenneth Bianchi
Episode • Jul 31, 2022
36 – Never The Wrong Number
Episode • Jul 30, 2022
36 – Never The Wrong Number
Episode • Jul 30, 2022
36 – Never The Wrong Number
Episode • Jul 30, 2022
35 – Canola Cake
Episode • Jul 24, 2022
35 – Canola Cake
Episode • Jul 24, 2022
34 – People Eating Tasty Assholes
Episode • Jul 16, 2022
34 – People Eating Tasty Assholes
Episode • Jul 16, 2022
FTAM 1 - Rodney Alcala
Episode • Jul 11, 2022
FTAM 1 - Rodney Alcala
Episode • Jul 11, 2022
33 – Big Pharma’s Nut
Episode • Jul 9, 2022
33 – Big Pharma’s Nut
Episode • Jul 9, 2022
32 – Some Guy Gave You Wood
Episode • Jul 2, 2022
32 – Some Guy Gave You Wood
Episode • Jul 2, 2022
31 – Time, Trolling, and Treasure
Episode • Jun 25, 2022
31 – Time, Trolling, and Treasure
Episode • Jun 25, 2022
30 – It Makes You Go Crap
Episode • Jun 18, 2022
30 – It Makes You Go Crap
Episode • Jun 18, 2022
29 – Skittles Salad
Episode • Jun 11, 2022
29 – Skittles Salad
Episode • Jun 11, 2022
28 – Twin Flame
Episode • Jun 4, 2022
28 – Twin Flame
Episode • Jun 4, 2022
27 – Food Fight
Episode • May 28, 2022
27 – Food Fight
Episode • May 28, 2022
26 - Hot Fresh Garbage
Episode • May 22, 2022
26 - Hot Fresh Garbage
Episode • May 22, 2022
25 – Wine A Body Better
Episode • May 14, 2022
25 – Wine A Body Better
Episode • May 14, 2022
24 - Two Peas in a Podcast
Episode • May 8, 2022
24 - Two Peas in a Podcast
Episode • May 8, 2022
23 – Editable Abuse
Episode • May 1, 2022
23 – Editable Abuse
Episode • May 1, 2022
22 – Shaving PhoneBoy’s Privates
Episode • Apr 23, 2022
22 – Shaving PhoneBoy’s Privates
Episode • Apr 23, 2022
21 – Love is Lube
Episode • Apr 17, 2022
21 – Love is Lube
Episode • Apr 17, 2022
20 – Turd Eye
Episode • Apr 16, 2022
20 – Turd Eye
Episode • Apr 16, 2022
19 – Tits Up
Episode • Apr 9, 2022
19 – Tits Up
Episode • Apr 9, 2022
18 – Cherry Popped
Episode • Apr 2, 2022
18 – Cherry Popped
Episode • Apr 2, 2022
17 – Rub My Capricorn
Episode • Mar 26, 2022
17 – Rub My Capricorn
Episode • Mar 26, 2022
16 – Dick on the Table
Episode • Mar 19, 2022
16 – Dick on the Table
Episode • Mar 19, 2022
15 - The Diet Coke of Boomer
Episode • Mar 12, 2022
15 - The Diet Coke of Boomer
Episode • Mar 12, 2022
14 – I Don’t Think Apple Would Like That
Episode • Mar 5, 2022
14 – I Don’t Think Apple Would Like That
Episode • Mar 5, 2022
13 – Result Of Many Failures
Episode • Feb 25, 2022
13 – Result Of Many Failures
Episode • Feb 25, 2022
12 – Control Your Breath, Control Your World
Episode • Feb 18, 2022
12 – Control Your Breath, Control Your World
Episode • Feb 18, 2022
11 – Needs More Coffee
Episode • Feb 12, 2022
11 – Needs More Coffee
Episode • Feb 12, 2022
10 – Fiery Pheonix
Episode • Feb 5, 2022
10 – Fiery Pheonix
Episode • Feb 5, 2022
9 – Wine in the Pocket
Episode • Jan 29, 2022
9 – Wine in the Pocket
Episode • Jan 29, 2022
8 – Life Gets in the Way
Episode • Jan 22, 2022
8 – Life Gets in the Way
Episode • Jan 22, 2022
7 – The Shoestring Broke
Episode • Jan 15, 2022
7 – The Shoestring Broke
Episode • Jan 15, 2022
6 – Drink The Insulin
Episode • Jan 2, 2022
6 – Drink The Insulin
Episode • Jan 2, 2022
5 – A Trucker and a Podcaster
Episode • Jan 1, 2022
5 – A Trucker and a Podcaster
Episode • Jan 1, 2022
4 – Squirrel Up a Christmas Tree
Episode • Dec 25, 2021
4 – Squirrel Up a Christmas Tree
Episode • Dec 25, 2021
3 – I Blame The Wine
Episode • Dec 18, 2021
3 – I Blame The Wine
Episode • Dec 18, 2021
2 - Rubbed On The Gun
Episode • Dec 11, 2021
2 - Rubbed On The Gun
Episode • Dec 11, 2021
1 - First Date
Episode • Dec 8, 2021
1 - First Date
Episode • Dec 7, 2021
0 - Episode Zero
Episode • Dec 5, 2021
0 - Episode Zero
Episode • Dec 5, 2021
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