Figuring It Out with Candi and Steve
Paperhouse Network
Candi Clare is a Comedy Booker. Single Mom. Dipping in early 40's. Steve Lipman is a Comedian. Actor. Dipping in early 20's. Together they balance the universe and know it ALL. This is the podcast to listen to when you need advice from political choices to what to wear on a date. Oh! and we'll diagnose that rash. Disclaimer: We know absolutely nothing.
Episode 80 with Life Coach Jesse Cohen
This week, Candi and Steve are joined by Steve's childhood friend, Jesse Cohen. Recently, Jesse left his steady job to pursue a career as a certified life coach. Listen as Jesse tells the duo all about his journey to following his passion, and find out whether any of the three would like to go to Mars. Figuring it Out is sponsored by Above Water CBD, use promo code FIGURINGITOUT at checkout.
Aug 12, 2020 • 57:49
Episode 79: LIVE with Dean Edwards
7/29/20 This week the hilarious Dean Edwards joins us to talk about how much we've lost our minds, breaking promises and if we've eaten food off of other humans. Of course.
Jul 29, 2020 • 52:51
Episode 78 - The State of the Comedy Union
Episode 78 - The State of the Comedy Union by Paperhouse Network
Jul 1, 2020 • 0:01
Episode 77: Thank You with Alzo Slade
Episode 77: Thank You with Alzo Slade by Paperhouse Network
Jun 24, 2020 • 0:01
Episode 76 - The Linney Trials with The Gone Girls
6/10/20 - This week we are joined by another Paperhouse Network show, The Gone Girls. Ankara Savone and Shauna Lane cuddle in with us virtually to talk about the last time we had S and if we could fake our way through a courtroom.
Jun 10, 2020 • 0:00
Episode 75 - That's not a Triscuit with H. Foley
5/27/20 - This week the lovely and hilarious H. Foley joins us to talk about snacks, Lance Armstrong, how garbage one person can be and if we could kill someone. Yes. Yes we all could.
May 27, 2020 • 0:01
Episode 74 - Non Offending with Alzo Slade
5/13/20 - One of our favorite humans is back with us to talk about his work as an Emmy winning Vice correspondent. A little behind the scenes info on interviewing non-offending pedophiles, anti-abortion college kids, sheep fat eaters and beach goers. Funny, wonderful and as Steve says repeatedly 'very very handsome.'
May 13, 2020 • 0:00
Episode 73: Silk Stalkings with James Mattern
5/6/20 - One of our favorites, The Commissioner of Comedy (James Maddog MDMD Mattern) joins us to talk about his new podcast on comedian etiquette with Paperhouse Networks and his burgeoning career as a Vegas DJ. You want to give him all the hugs, we miss him very much.
May 6, 2020 • 0:00
Episode 72: Straight In, No Kissing with Aaron McCann
4/29/20 - We are delighted and tickled to be joined by the very funny and very Irish, Aaron McCann. Just a wee youngen like our Dine...those two go way back. And not in the biblical sense apparently. We don't buy it.
Apr 29, 2020 • 0:00
Episode 71: Oh Baby with Ahri Findling
4/22/20 - One of our favorites, Ahri Findling, joins us. We talk parenting in quarantine, about his his pubescent nipples and how not to kill yourself because everything you know and love is finished.
Apr 22, 2020 • 0:00
Episode 70: Mother Earth with Mark Mattson
4/15/20 - We are joined by one of Canada's greats (well they're all great), but this man is a pioneer in making sure water across the world is swimmable, drinkable and fishable. Mark 'Matty' Mattson is an environmental lawyer, president of Swim Drink Fish AND he's also a family friend of Candi and knows how to have a good time. Find out what the pandemic means for our environment.
Apr 15, 2020 • 0:00
Episode 69: All the Cheese with Terry Hartill
4/8/20 or 8/4/20 for our UK friends. This week we are pleased as punch to chat with Terry Hartill from the 9th series of the Great British Bakeoff. 2 meters apart which apparently means a continent apart. We talk about his time on the show, his favorite things to create and what we'll do once the quarantine is over. The video portion (via Zoom) is on our YouTube channel.
Apr 8, 2020 • 0:01
Episode 68 - And Justice for All with Maximilian Spinelli
11/25/19 - Oh hey. We're back. Joined by the very sassy and rich Maximilian Spinelli. We get into the depths of the Cheshire Murders and Mark Wahlberg.
Nov 25, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 67: Mental Health Highway with Ashley Morris
9/25/19 - We are mobile! This week we come to you from Philadelphia, PA with our dear friend and repeat guest comedian/actress/writer Ashley Morris! She gets candid about treating her anxiety and also Steve is there.
Sep 25, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 10,000 - Wine and Dine
9/11/19 Our beloved intern celebrates her 21st birthday. She gets day drunk and tells us about how she sold a picture of her feet for $800. And also that she dated a lovely gentleman who wouldn't speak to her in public.
Sep 13, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 65 - Succumbness with Mike Lasher
6/21/19 - AND WE ARE BACK! We are joined by our friend and comic, Mike Lasher. We visit him in his luxury apartment apartment looking over Manhattan on the shittiest day. What wasn't shitty was our conversation. Boom! Siblings, proposals, succumbness.
Jun 21, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 64 - The Altuchers with James and Robyn Altucher
4/3/19 - Famed author, podcaster, moonwalker, James Altucher joined us. And he brought along his new wife! We're breaking news here folks. Got all the scoops on how these two met, right down to when they chose to tell their kids. Get in here.
Apr 3, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 63 - The Migration with Jonathan Randall
3/12/19 - The wonderfully funny and profound Jonathan Randall joins us to talk all things birds. In the avian-centric and existential chat we get into the rules of reincarnation and conspiracy theories. Check out Jonathan's podcast called American Jew.
Mar 12, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 62: He's such a Nine with Christian Finnegan
2/27/19 - We had the Best Week Ever with our guest Christian Finnegan. See what we did there? An absolute delight and phenom when it comes to music trivia, we get into our personality types, what our special skills are and if we'd give it all up to be sacrificed in the Amazon.
Feb 27, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 61 - Delovely with Jason Salmon
2/21/19 - And we're back! Joining us is actor/comedian extraordinaire, Jason Salmon. We talk about countries that have affected our lives, adrenal/anal glands, working as an actor and the last time we cried. Steve never cries.
Feb 21, 2019 • 0:01
Episode 60 - The Primrose Path
1/23/19 - This week we are joined by our intern, Dine, to hash out questions about dating, historical figures, trees, Saturday's and we remember the lovely soul that is Kevin Barnett.
Jan 23, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 59 - I'm Good with Monroe Martin
1/16/19 - This week from the Tonight Show, Monroe Martin joins us to talk about being a newlywed, how to start your day and the art of riddles.
Jan 16, 2019 • 0:00
Episode 15 - Backstage with Aaron Berg
11/10/17 - We get down and dirty in some sweet, sweet goodness with our guest Aaron Berg. From Canada, from husbandry and fatherhood and from Compound Media's In Hot Water. We get into snacks and transition into butt stuff...pretty much seamlessly. Get in here.
Nov 10, 2017 • 0:00
Episode 14 - Demon Holes and Dead Souls
10/27/17 - In our 14th episode Steve and Candi get into their recent milestones including Steve's film premier and Candi's ranking 669th in a 5 mile race. So the same kinda thing basically. They ask each other some hard hitting questions. It's a deep giggler. Get in here.
Oct 27, 2017 • 0:00
Episode 13: The Craft with Hadiyah Robinson and Jeff Leach
10/13/17 - In this Friday the 13th Spooktacular, we get sassy about sleep paralysis, $20 hand jobs and attempt to solve the world's problems at large.
Oct 13, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 12 - The Hangover with Jared Freid
9/29/17 - In our 12th episode we talk about how to party prep and party recover. When are you being a bad guy? Probably always. The gang really gets into their denials and Jared shares his experience at the AVN awards. Dip your thighs in.
Sep 29, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 11 - McFun with Dan Soder and Yamaneika Saunders
9/15/17 - We are joined by the Dan Soder and the Yamaneika Saunders. We break down the do's and don'ts of hurricane safety (just don't do them), a masterpiece meal for a king made entirely of fast food, politics in comedy and dangerous animals in the wild. A lot of over-the-head clapping was to be had. Just Candi did that. Come on in.
Sep 15, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 10 - Chat N Chew
9/8/18 - On the 10th episode Steve and Candi get relaxed and do a summer recap. Latex sheets, herpes balls, relationship statuses, magic tricks, theft, and sentimental trinkets are all discussed. Mostly with a mouth full of cookies and whiskey. We came to get down. Enjoy!
Sep 7, 2017 • 0:00
Episode 9 - Deep Impact with James Altucher
8/25/17 - We get down and deep with the business/life guru, James Altucher. Pros and cons of college, life influences and knowing when to move on. We laughed, we cried, we peed. Dig in.
Aug 25, 2017 • 0:01
Bonus Episode with Lucy T.
8/18/17 - On this, the 9th birthday of Candi's daughter Lucy (the vocal artist of our jingle)we have her in as our special guest for this half-hour bonus episode. Come on in and meet this peach and her plans to change the world. Also Steve drops an F-bomb.
Aug 17, 2017 • 0:00
Episode 8 - Flowing Manes and Honking Planes with Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane
8/11/17 - We get into a tag team situation when the very sexy Matteo Lane and Emma Willmann join us. Both Stephen Colbert alums chime in with thoughts on pubic hair, Liza Minelli, Trump, Tom Hanks and everything Mariah. An episode even Kirk Cameron would be proud of (no he wouldn't).
Aug 11, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 7 - I, Pie with Tim Dillon
7/28/17 - We have the brilliant Tim Dillon join us this week as we get into conspiracies, JFL, Steve's dark soul, stem cells and of course...pie. Climb on in this.
Jul 28, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 6 - The 1st Ladies Club with Ari Shaffir
7/14/17 - The sugar dumpling himself, Ari Shaffir, joins us as we dig in deep to the price of hookers, the sex appeal of a vasectomy and zombie Nancy Reagan. Get in here. Ari's Netflix Double Special is out Tuesday 7/18!
Jul 14, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 5 - Dream Team with Damien Lemon
6/30/17 - In this episode we pop our cherries with our first guest, Mr. Damien Lemon from truTV's Comedy Knockout. A dream team if you will. We talk about comedy vs. taste, sex with goats and all the pleasures of a Scotch Woodcock.
Jun 30, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 4 - Sex and Other Stuff in the City
6/16/17 - We get into Munchausen syndrome by proxy(naturally), lesbian dominatrix, relationship labels, non-fatal car crashes, sentimental adult moments and bigot foods.
Jun 16, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 3 - Top 5
6/9/17 - In the third episode, Steve and Candi break down spiritual walls and booze (Yonkers Brewing 914) into blogs, snowballs, micro-penises and lunar exploration. We take on our Top 5 Celebrity Crushes and NYC Pet Peeves. Plug in.
Jun 9, 2017 • 0:01
Episode 2 - The Ex Files
6/2/17 - In the second episode we get into our ex encounters of the worst/best kind. Exes on TV, drunk tEXting, picking up ladies from inside a manhole. We'll also tell ya some word origination, our thoughts on the death penalty and facts about carrots!
Jun 1, 2017 • 0:00
