NSFW Jokes
Johnson HazardVERY NSFW and non-PC with a splashing of dark humor. Not for children.NSFW jokes collated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes, /r/unclejokes, r/3amjokes and r/Jokes.Credits are found on the show notes page of each episode.
Spouse | + 18 more jokes | 10 Jun 2025
Jun 10 • 6m
Grandad. | + 20 more jokes | 13 May 2025
May 13 • 7m
Quickie? | + 18 more jokes | 11 Apr 2025
Apr 11 • 7m
Windy day | + 17 more jokes | 25 Mar 2025
Mar 25 • 7m
No shit | + 18 more jokes | 21 Mar 2025
Mar 21 • 6m
Is buttcheeks one word? | + 13 more jokes | 31 Dec 2024
Dec 31, 2024 • 5m
Warning! +18 | + 14 more jokes | 27 Dec 2024
Dec 27, 2024 • 5m
I recently joined a nudist colony | + 10 more jokes | 24 Dec 2024
Dec 24, 2024 • 5m
What do you call Frosty’s wife? | + 8 more jokes | 20 Dec 2024
Dec 20, 2024 • 4m
Having sex is like riding a bike | + 16 more jokes | 17 Dec 2024
Dec 17, 2024 • 6m
Two ladies | + 15 more jokes | 13 Dec 2024
Dec 13, 2024 • 6m
Success is like being pregnant. | + 14 more jokes | 10 Dec 2024
Dec 10, 2024 • 6m
Hear me out on this. | + 12 more jokes | 06 Dec 2024
Dec 6, 2024 • 5m
I made her call me Hoover | + 16 more jokes | 03 Dec 2024
Dec 3, 2024 • 5m
The Milkman and the Blonde | + 8 more jokes | 29 Nov 2024
Nov 29, 2024 • 4m
How do you circumcise a redneck? | + 16 more jokes | 26 Nov 2024
Nov 26, 2024 • 5m
My friend Hugh | + 19 more jokes | 22 Nov 2024
Nov 22, 2024 • 6m
I'm so sexy | + 19 more jokes | 19 Nov 2024
Nov 19, 2024 • 6m
I've never paid for sex! | + 19 more jokes | 12 Nov 2024
Nov 12, 2024 • 6m
What does a cowboy eat at night? | + 9 more jokes | 08 Nov 2024
Nov 8, 2024 • 4m
It’s hard to gaslight dogs | + 15 more jokes | 05 Nov 2024
Nov 5, 2024 • 5m
Dear autocorrect… | + 14 more jokes | 01 Nov 2024
Nov 1, 2024 • 5m
Pollen comes | + 18 more jokes | 29 Oct 2024
Oct 29, 2024 • 6m
Why do cops hate No Nut November? | + 13 more jokes | 25 Oct 2024
Oct 25, 2024 • 5m
how is a penis like a paycheck? | + 13 more jokes | 22 Oct 2024
Oct 22, 2024 • 5m
Why is iron man so brave? | + 8 more jokes | 18 Oct 2024
Oct 18, 2024 • 4m
I met a guy once | + 12 more jokes | 15 Oct 2024
Oct 15, 2024 • 5m
What do you call sex with a priest | + 9 more jokes | 11 Oct 2024
Oct 11, 2024 • 4m
I cut open a dog and found $50 | + 19 more jokes | 24 Sep 2024
Sep 24, 2024 • 6m
Boobs are like Lego | + 11 more jokes | 30 Aug 2024
Aug 30, 2024 • 5m
Is buttcheeks all one word? | + 20 more jokes | 28 Aug 2024
Aug 26, 2024 • 6m
What has 2 legs and bleeds? | + 13 more jokes | 04 Nov 2023
Nov 4, 2023 • 5m
How do boobs get around? | + 11 more jokes | 01 Nov 2023
Nov 1, 2023 • 5m
Someone has beaten cancer. | + 17 more jokes | 25 Oct 2023
Oct 25, 2023 • 6m
What is the definition of a fart? | + 5 more jokes | 14 Oct 2023
Oct 14, 2023 • 4m
Menstruation jokes aren't funny! | + 7 more jokes | 27 Sep 2023
Sep 27, 2023 • 4m
What do you call sweaty boobs? | + 12 more jokes | 20 Sep 2023
Sep 20, 2023 • 5m
Why don't blind people skydive? | + 18 more jokes | 19 Jul 2023
Jul 19, 2023 • 6m
I am diagnosed with daily sex. | + 19 more jokes | 15 Jul 2023
Jul 15, 2023 • 6m
I used to do drugs in the 70’s | + 19 more jokes | 05 Jul 2023
Jul 5, 2023 • 6m
Fatphobia is not a joke | + 15 more jokes | 24 Jun 2023
Jun 24, 2023 • 6m
What do you call sweaty boobs? | + 12 more jokes | 07 Jun 2023
Jun 7, 2023 • 5m
Success is like being pregnant. | + 17 more jokes | 03 Jun 2023
Jun 3, 2023 • 6m
What is a bladder’s favorite nut? | + 13 more jokes | 27 May 2023
May 27, 2023 • 5m
Just been for my prostate exam. | + 13 more jokes | 13 May 2023
May 13, 2023 • 5m
I created a website for orphans | + 10 more jokes | 10 May 2023
May 10, 2023 • 5m
Someone has beaten cancer | + 13 more jokes | 26 Apr 2023
Apr 26, 2023 • 5m
Why do boobs keep to themselves? | + 15 more jokes | 12 Apr 2023
Apr 12, 2023 • 6m
Dad just had a near sex experience | + 13 more jokes | 25 Mar 2023
Mar 25, 2023 • 5m
Why was 6 afraid of 7? | + 16 more jokes | 04 Mar 2023
Mar 4, 2023 • 6m
Dark Humor Jokes Podcast Trailer
Mar 4, 2023 • 34s
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