This week we discuss Werner’s AWS Keynote, Event-Based Architectures and the potential of ChatGPT. Plus, some thoughts on International Condiments. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 390 Runner-up Titles It’s never stopped us before. Ranch dressing divine/Before the Big Bang, it was/Eternal condiment Three kinds of mayonnaise An aspirational architectural pattern. There’s not a lot of architectural thought out there. I don’t have a computer science degree. Mid-Code It’s just a bunch of programming, how hard could it be? Is it a utopian Wall-E or not? Rundown AWS re:Invent 2022 - Keynote with Dr. Werner Vogels Amazon announces Eventbridge Pipes, a simpler way to connect events Design Patterns book ChatGPT: Optimizing Language Models for Dialogue ChatGPT will replace StackOverflow? Automating bullshit - OpenAI ChatGPT removes office worker toil Coté doesn’t need to write those survey analysis blogs anymore. Relevant to your Interests Elastic Earnings Snowflake Earnings IBM and Maersk Abandon Ship on TradeLens Logistics Blockchain OpenStack cloud sees explosive growth Amazon EC2 Instance Types - Amazon Web Services HYPR, the Leader in Phishing-Resistant MFA, Raises $25M Future is quietly shutting down Andreessen Horowitz's buzzy tech publication Future is shutting down AWS launches Application Composer, a low-code tool for building serverless apps No one seemed to see Bret Taylor stepping away from Salesforce (even Marc Benioff) Major password manager LastPass suffered a breach — again Here's everything AWS announced in its re:Invent data keynote Cloudflare hikes prices by a quarter Twitter lawsuit the only cheat sheet you need Google Plans to Lay Off 10,000 'Poor Performing' Employees. Why That's a Big Lie, According to Harvard Professor Broadcom again tries to quash VMware price rise rumors Rackspace email outage continues as migrations prove hard If Rowy has its way, if you can use Excel, you can build software Axiom launches its automated identity and access management platform The E-Mail Newsletter for the Mogul Set The EU hosted a 24-hour party in its $400,000 metaverse to appeal to young people, but pretty much no one showed up mIRC ended its lifetime license agreement with all who purchased its software 10 years out Security compliance and automation platform Drata nabs $200M at $2B valuation 9 insights on real world container use Bret Taylor to step down as Salesforce co-CEO Tableau Software CEO Mark Nelson steps down Confirmed: Slack CEO Stewart Butterfield stepping down in January Microsoft Teams adds free communities feature to take on Facebook and Discord Nonsense Advent of Code The difference between a snafu, a shitshow, and a clusterfuck Dangerously Advanced Git Conferences THAT Conference Texas Speakers and Schedule, Round Rock, TX Jan 15th-18th Use code SDT for 5% off New State of Open Con 2023, London, UK, February 7th-8th 2023 CloudNativeSecurityCon North America, Seattle, Feb 1 – 2, 2023 DevOpsDays Birmingham, AL 2023, April 20 - 21, 2023 Listener Feedback Send “End of Year” listener questions to questions@softwaredefinedtalk.com. Tim recommends Stratechery (with Ben Thompson) | Acquired Podcast SDT news & hype Join us in Slack. Get a SDT Sticker! Send your postal address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com and we will send you free laptop stickers! Follow us on Twitch, Twitter, Instagram, LinkedIn and YouTube. Use the code SDT to get $20 off Coté’s book, Digital WTF, so $5 total. Become a sponsor of Software Defined Talk! Recommendations Brandon: Large Mouse Pad Matt: Ze Frank’s True Facts: Tarantulas Sriracha History Coté: CleanShot X Photo Credits Header CoverArt