This week, both brothers die quickly and badly. But which brother dies least badly, thereby securing a winning read and taking one tiny step closer to earning themselves a get-out-of-sad-pizza-party-free card? Who cares! Underwater adventure awaits! Also, the guys hand out some very special thanks to a fellow Taskmaster fan, Chris challenges Matt to discover which Octonaut he is, Matt uses a tentacle as a garnish (no joke, photo and recipe below – enjoy!), the brothers bury themselves in the ancient mystery that is the bluntnose sixgill, and the aforementioned tentacle gets sassy and slappy! The Mad Atlantean 2 parts Scotch (best if from bottle found in a sunken ship)1/2 part dry Vermouth1 dash Wormwood Bitters1 dash Sassafras BittersLil bit of Lemon Juice Squid TentaclePour all ingredients over ice and stir well. Serve on the rocks, with a squid tentacle garnish. The Slightly-Less Mad Atlantean (Non-Alcoholic) Big ol’ glass of Hawaiian Punch Berry Blue TyphoonSplash in some Wormwood ExtractGarnish with tentaclePour over ice and stir! Garnish with that lovely bit of squiddy. Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re on Stitcher, Too Watch Us Play a Visual Novel with Book Club for Masochists! Check Out Chris’ New Podcast, IN THEATERS NEVER! Say Stuff to Us on Twitter Merch Time: Do your civic duty and cover that lovely face with a Finish It! face mask! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Original illustrations by Paul Granger.