The Cambridge kids speak! Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis grill David Attenborough with a series of gothic queries, wisely drawing attention away from this week’s ultimately toothless international controversy over a prehistoric shark tooth. Elsewhere, Kate Middleton gets promoted by the Scouts, while promoting an Irish jewellery brand, and Prince William is commended for his upcoming documentary, as Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are condemned for a rumoured upcoming documentary. Plus, we discuss Queen Elizabeth the demon boss, marking Black History Month with the Sussexes, and Prince Charles’s superstitions around thrones...