VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 417 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, cbrooklyn, phifer, Tjunta, marykateultra, Boolysteed, ChadF, ericpp PO Box 410154 KCMO 64141 The Great Unthinking Xmas Is Over (Merry Christmas) Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy FIRST TIME I EVER Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever gave a Christmas gift. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever took a sick day. TOP THREE 33 Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua drew 33 million viewers (TMZ) 33 million visitors a year flock to Charlotte, especially during the holidays (WBTV) Two more bodies found in Houston bayous, bringing yearly total to 33 (Houston Public Media) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Wiz Khalifa sentenced to 9 months in Romanian prison for bud possession, appealing the ruling (TMZ) Executive order rescheduling pot to Schedule III (White House) with live video (YouTube / FOX) The Heritage Foundation says rescheduling benefits the CCP (Heritage.org) US Department of Transportation issues press release reminding workers drug testing process regulations will not change (Transportation.gov) Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs intoxicating hemp ban, new marijuana regulations into law (Ohio Capital Journal) Ohio SUPCO rules on marijuana metabolites role in crash (WKBN) METAL MOMENT No Moment for three weeks! Follow along with the Rev's adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin trapped until 2026 as holiday trading drains market liquidity (Yahoo Finance) Bitcoins heads for its worst Q4 since 2018 as traders predict further declines (CoinDesk) Despite a volatile December for Bitcoin, Bullish signals are emerging: VanEck (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners' Calendar FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! One in three Americans 'pre-game' with pot before family holiday gatherings, survey finds (Freeman Recovery Center) Nonprofit CFO who stole $2 million to buy wine, luxury vacations gets 33 months in federal prison (FOX) Steven Drozd splits with The Flaming Lips after 33 years (Relix) Wildlife officials capture wrong bear in California (CBS) Man sings Christmas songs for 42 hours to break world record (UPI) Mom sues Character.AI after 11-year-old son found sexting with Whitney Houston, Marilyn Monroe (Independent) Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach (BBC) 84-year-old man shoots son in the face for not visiting mother in hospice (Law and Crime) Airplane 'lost' for 13 years turns up in airport parking bay (Independent) Thieves dressed as Santa, elves steal $3K worth of goods from Montreal grocery store (CBC)