The BSC is undeniable this week. Fine, fresh, fierce, and they’ve got it on lock. Except of course when Stacey is committing Surf Crimes, Car Crimes, and a whole host of other felonious activities. Or when Mallory’s committing Fashion Crimes and Hair Crimes. Or when Kristy’s just being kind of generally overbearing. How come Katy Perry never talks about any of that when she’s naively singing the praises of these California Girls? That’s the real crime. Oh, also, an ancient evil is back, so prepare to be scared!

Music credits:

“California Gurls,” by Katy Perry

“Tanzen” by KieLoBoy

“The Dark Castle,” by Fesliyan Studios

“Don’t Leave Me,” by Lionel Schmitt

“Romantic Background,” by Aleksandr Shamaluev

“Old Bad John,” by The Baby-Sitters Club Super Club Chorus

“California Girls,” by The Beach Boys

“The One You Loved Is Gone” by Soularflair

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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