Rich has spotted a gap in the market that he might just slot into, but is America ready for him and will his producer get him cancelled before he's even begun? Ally and Rich discuss being in love with something on another planet, the chances of anything coming from Mars and the latest news from the World Health Organisation. Cocky Carrot is surprisingly knowledgeable about the Cerne Abbas Giant and Right Bollock's plan to kill Rich might just have backfired. Plus cocks on shoulders, the logistics of doing an animal Truman show and a reminder that it's forever autumn. Get your ass to Mars.

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