We're taking next week off, so grab it while you can.  And by "it," I mean the special brand of homespun talkery that only this crew can deliver.  This week, we discuss the satisfaction of "having a guy."  We give more attention to chewing gum than anybody since Burt Reynolds in 1979.  We spend way too much keeping pets alive.  And we get to your YAF Sack emails at YourArtificialFriends@gmail.com and YAF Line calls at (626) 657-6428.