Impact, as a TV show, was both stupid and dumb this week, but at least the main event was great. Turns out Nic Nemeth and Jeff Hardy still know what they're doing out there, and they had a tremendous match to save the show. But the show needed saving, because nothing here makes any sense any more. Santino Marella vs. Robert Stone sounds like an awful feud on paper and it's signifcantly worse in real life. NXT's Nikkita Lyons guest stars to do some embarrassing self-parody. Cody Deaner is getting never-ending promo segments to establish that he's a bottom-of-the-roster guy at best. The Great Hands win a match they should have lost after losing a match they should have won. Xia Brookside is apparently turning heel. Oh, and Indi Hartwell is there too. We'll try to figure it out on the latest Big Vinny V Show!