If you feel something in your shorts and it feels like you should go to the bathroom, you probably should. Thankfully, we have audio of someone who didn't. 

What about a Dad Jokes Only tour? Would you get tickets? Huh? C'mon, buddy! Multiple choice!! OKAY!!!

Should a wipe ALWAYS be clean? We debate as ONE OF US believes that a little something on there is fine. I mean, why use paper AT ALL?!?

Dental update: If you're old, be old. Teeth included. Veneers make you look INSANE. 

Plus a Peter Caine update - he isn't happy with any of us. Is it because we don't own a Raven?

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