The election results are in and finally we won't have to watch any more commercials or look at any more yard signs so we all win - Didn't win the Power Ball - Taylor Swift is unstoppable - The National Park Service is warning people not to lick toads to get high... So of course we took a look at the Facebook comments - Had some dad fantasies about those backpack leaf blowers - Everything got licked in the 1980s - Naked in Ohio wearing nothing but a sock - Steeeeeeeelers