S1 Patreon Bonus Episode 1 - Tammi’s Takeover: Google Fu, of course
This was originally a Patreon-exclusive bonus episode, and fits into season 1 between episodes 14 and 15.
Tammi takes over and interviews Olivia.
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Transcript below. Don't miss the bloopers after the end credits!
Cast:
OLIVIA - Kirsty Woolven (she/her) http://twitter.com/kirstywoolven
TAMMI - Anna Jartin (she/her) y2kpod@gmail.com
INTRO NARRATOR - Emma Laslett (she/they) https://twitter.com/Waruce
Written, produced and directed by Karin Heimdahl (she/her).
Intro and outro music is created and recorded by Jake Haws, check out his podcast Making Music with Jake Haws to hear more.
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Blue fireworks image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay (https://pixabay.com/users/geralt-9301).
℗ 2019 Karin Heimdahl
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TRANSCRIPTKarin reminds you to please listen to Chaika, and introduces the trailer for Once in a Lifetime - A Musical Covid Love Story.
Emma reminds you that this is a former Patreon bonus episode, and to please check out our Patreon.
Tammi's Takeover - Patreon Bonus Episode 1: Google Fu, of course
(INTRO MUSIC)
Scene B1:1TAMMI
Hello and welcome to Tammi’s Takeover – our extra-special show exclusive to Patreon supporters of Y2K! My name is Tammi, and here’s also Olivia...
OLIVIA
Hello!
TAMMI
And first of all we have to say thank you!
OLIVIA
Yes – thank you so much! Your support is fantastic and means we can cover our hosting fees, among other things.
TAMMI
Yes! So this is our way of giving back to you. And you don’t know what we’re doing, right Olivia?
OLIVIA
(slightly nervous laugh) No!
TAMMI
(evil laugh) So this is all me... And for this first one I thought I’d interview you.
OLIVIA
Oh. (smiles) All right.
TAMMI
So the listeners know some things about you, but definitely not everything. I have a list of questions here, and we’re going to start off with some quick rapid fire ones – don’t think too long, just give an answer. All right?
OLIVIA
(a little dubious) OK.
TAMMI
Don’t worry, it’ll be fun! Here goes. (beat) Favourite TV show?
OLIVIA
Um... Stranger Things, probably, I...
TAMMI
Stop! Rapid fire, remember? Favourite food?
OLIVIA
Avocado... avocado anything really.
TAMMI
(laughs) Quicker, one word! Best movie ever?
OLIVIA
Memento. Or-
TAMMI
You said it now! Worst movie ever?
OLIVIA
A.I.
TAMMI
Good! Most re-read novel?
OLIVIA
The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
TAMMI
Oh, good one! What is your favorite band or artist?
OLIVIA
Men I Trust, I think-
TAMMI
OK, moving on to some longer questions. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?
OLIVIA
Well, right now it’d be some sort of drama, I suppose, (laughs) Or a science documentary! (TAMMI laughs) And playing me... Oh that is hard... A young Emmy Rossum maybe? With glasses!
TAMMI
Good choice! All right. What’s your dream job?
OLIVIA
Well, you know that. I’d love to go into research in the field we’re studying right now.
TAMMI
Palaeontology or Geology?
OLIVIA
Palaeontology probably... or both!
TAMMI
Of course. If you were famous what would you be famous for?
OLIVIA
Um, my podcast? (BOTH laugh) Or, later, my ground-breaking research, of course.
TAMMI
Right. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
OLIVIA
(laughs) These questions are all over the place. Where *did* you get them?
TAMMI
(laughs) Google Fu, of course. (BOTH laugh)
OLIVIA
Of course. (smiles) I’m quite quick in the mornings – I’m a morning person anyway, and I don’t fiddle too much with my hair or my clothes, and I don’t usually bother with make-up, so... half an hour tops? Including shower and breakfast.
TAMMI
Quicker than me! All right. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?
OLIVIA
Oh... I don’t know... Their voice maybe? And if they seem friendly. Warm. Yeah.
TAMMI
Not anything about their looks?
OLIVIA
Sure, if their looks are particularly striking in one way or another. But in general, think it’s the voice.
TAMMI
You are the perfect podcaster! Strange really that you haven’t done student radio before this...(beat) Right. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?
OLIVIA
(laughs) Well I should really say sometime in the Mesozoic era, shouldn’t I? And that would be incredible. But finding these voicemails... it’s made me really curious about what was going on in the year 2000, so I’d probably say that.
TAMMI
Wouldn’t that be really weird? Seeing your mum and... everyone?
OLIVIA
(laughs) Probably! But also I could find out some things... Things I want to know.
TAMMI
Like what?
OLIVIA
Things about... my family, my... origin.
TAMMI
Can’t you just ask them?
OLIVIA
I could. But... now is not the best time. I figure if I keep asking our listeners if they know anything about Kat or Jess or their friends, eventually I will get a lead to what I want to know.
TAMMI
(smiles) Which is?
OLIVIA
(laughs) I’m not telling you!
TAMMI
(smiles) Fine. But surely you can tell our Patreon supporters *something* the regular listeners won’t know?
OLIVIA
Yes, that is only fair, isn’t it? Hm... I can say that I’ve got no siblings. And that I know both Kat and Jess in the present. Does that work?
TAMMI
Yes. Anything else you want to say about the podcast, or the voicemails, before we wrap this up?
OLIVIA
Well, thank you again so much. This podcast has been so much more than I expected when I started. Finding listeners who care about the show, and about... me ... is wonderful.
TAMMI
Yes! And I am so excited you brought me on board, too! Thanks for doing this, we are planning on doing more Tammi’s Takeover episodes. And you found something you wanted us to include next time, I think?
OLIVIA
Yes! I found some drama school rehearsal files with Jess and Kat.
TAMMI
That will be fun! So... watch out for that – I will take over again in about three months! Bye!
OLIVIA
Bye!
(Pre-recorded outro)
(Episode bloopers)
(Trailer for Once in a Lifetime - A Musical Covid Love Story)
(OUTRO MUSIC)
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