This week, Matt goes full book janitor, and Chris runs across a couple characters who are giving way too strong an Outsider vibe and seriously do not belong in this book and it is distressing! Plus, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Nat Geo Show, Matt welcomes a guest expert for a new edition of Interactively Select A Beverage for Yourself, Rosebottom and Merrymustard are seriously pretty great pixie names, SOMEONE sounds like they know a lot of bank managers, and you do not want to miss out on Lenny and the cab driver. Need to wet that whistler? Here’s today’s cocktail! THE VELLOCET 2 oz Green Chartreuse1 1/4 oz Pineapple Juice3/4 oz Lime Juice1/2 oz Falernum (Velvet)2 dash Angostura Bitters2 dash Peychaud’s Bitters Fill a collins glass (or whatever you’re working with) with crushed ice, add the ingredients, and swizzle to mix and chill. Garnish with a mint sprig, and don’t set fire to this thing it’s not worth it. Merch Time: Grab a “Love & Excitement” Shirt (Designed by Chris’ Daughter!) Profits from this Design will Go to Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles cuz Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re on Stitcher, Too Say Stuff to Us on Twitter Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Original illustrations by Ted Enik.