The Nationalist Enquirer is late this week, SOARY fam. In this week's edition, we've got fake and gay happenings, "totally just art and not a Satanic ritual" performances, actual vampirism but they call it "science", PUBEWORMS, Lone Skum/AAA crossover, and much more! Get /comfy/ and let's dig in!

With: Johnny Monoxide, Dogbot, Jack

Music Break: Power Corrrupts, by Swarm Intelligence

Tales From The Necronormiecon: Adolf Hitler, the Ultimate Avatar, read by Jack