This week, Kate experiments with the snorkel format by recording daily minisodes and threading them together (as opposed to a stream of consciousness in one sitting) to create a week in the life. She feels like she gets really into things but forgets about them near immediately, and this format is attempting to capture what she’s thinking about on a daily basis and what pop culture/tv/tiktoks she’s paying attention to in passing.

In this episode, Kate takes on:

-The Alabama 6-week abortion ban (skip to minute 15 to get to lighter stuff)

-Her personal war on pantries filled with dry goods outside of their original containers for aesthetically pleasing food storage organization porn

-A needlessly intense review of Ted Lasso

-Manifesting babes linking their menstrual cycle to the moon??

-Light venting about a lack of preparedness in OOTD videos

-A low effort investigation into who invented the days of the week

-What if biblical characters had housewives taglines?

-Her concern for college students becoming influencers when we don’t know the long term implications of building a career without a traditional skillset or education for passing fame

-Donda/Kim & Kanye’s symbolic marriage

-Real Housewives of Beverly Hills/Did Erika Jayne know?

-Kate's dream of naming OPI nail polishes or eyeshadow palettes

Among other things. Enjoy!

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