All aboard! We’re talking Prince William and Kate Middleton’s latest tour: a royal trainwreck or right on track? They link up with the Queen for a family photo finale to announce the “New Firm”, while Prince Andrew gets left out as we sink our teeth into a report on his Pizza Express alibi. Elsewhere, Sophie Wessex goes big, the Cambridge kids go to a panto and Camilla Parker Bowles gets to go home for Christmas.