We flash back to our teenage selves as we read Cassandra Claire’s oddly-intricate chronicle of interlocking sex jokes. Hobbits and pervy hobbit-fanciers abound. Aragorn’s bathing situation is a matter of high import. The mystery of Gandalf’s pointy hat trick remains impenetrable. Link to the story: bit.ly/rfrsecret2   Three friends read old fanfiction that they think might be good. Sometimes they are right. Sometimes they are not. Check out our website at https://bit.ly/retrofanfic  Send us emails at RetroFanficRetrospective@gmail.com Visit us on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/RetroFanficRetrospective/ Witness our tweets at https://twitter.com/RetroFanfic