Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! A lady runs frantically into the lobby of a fancy Miami Beach hotel. She is scantily dressed and trying to hold back tears as she makes her way to the reception desk. She takes a minute to gain her composure as the receptionist gets her a glass of water and helps her to a comfortable leather chair that sits just to the side of the large marble-topped workspace. The lady finally finds the courage to sob softly the words "there is a small man on the beach. A small nasty man that is demanding to see our underware. When we try to leave he flips all over the place like a ninja. Someone has to do something" She only just finishes the sentence before the tears finally breakthrough.  We are joined by standup comedian Samwise Hemmings for today's episode. Make sure you follow him on FB & Instagram for upcoming shows.Bio: "Thong Song" is a song recorded by American R&B singer Sisqó. It was released on February 15, 2000, as the second single from Sisqó's 1999 solo debut studio album Unleash the Dragon.Subscribe to us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Google Podcasts, Deezer, Podchaser, iHeartRadio, TuneIn, Podcast Addict, Stitcher, Listen Notes, Vurbl or wherever you get your podcasts.Follow us on:Instagram @1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodieTikTok: @the1001crewFacebook: @1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodieTwitter: @the1001crewTumbler: @1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodieEmail us with any shit song suggestions at 1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie@gmail.comWebsite: www.1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie.comDUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew