This week, Matt gets bamboozled by the best, Chris goes on a wet and wild ride, and a warship made of fingernail trimmings goes boom! Now that is a gee-dee podcast! Also, Matt challenges Chris to a Krampus-generated round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place He Said He Would Drag Matt To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be Very Scared, Chris challenges Matt to a rootin’ tootin’ (mostly tootin’) round of Surprise Karaoke, someone talks a god into giving them a sturdy raft, and if you don’t like the idea of a monster sinking its fangs specifically into your back this ain’t the ep for you! Discord is so Hot Right Now Listen on Apple Podcasts We’re Still on Twitter Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It! We’re on Stitcher, Too There’s a Subreddit! Check Out Songs from the Musical and More on SoundCloud Look at More Dumb Stuff on Our YouTube Catch up on Meanwhile in the Cave of Time, if You So Desire Illustrations by Ted Enik