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TOP THREE 33 Milford bricklayer jailed for 33 months for intercepting $18,541.88 cannabis at his home Amherst man who threatened members of Congress gets 33 months in federal prison 33 arrested after hundreds rally outside Supreme Court during abortion rights hearing Leah Newman, Daughter of WME Agent Robert Newman, Dies at 33 CAN'T STOP COOFING 33 new cases: London, Wichita County (TX) 33 deaths: Charleston (SC), Arizona, Bangkok, Montana 33 recoveries: Norfolk (Canada), 33 COVID-19 outbreaks declared in last month, majority in Peel elementary schools (Canada) 33 students in Odisha (India) test positive 33-year-old becomes fourth case of Omicron in India Singapore's fake news law used 33 times to date, including 19 against COVID-19 misinformation California school offers boy pizza to get vaccinated, tells him not to 'say anything,' mom says Rep. Ralph Norman (R-SC) introduced bill to force FDA to release Pfizer documents within 100 days instead of 55 years BEHIND THE CURTAIN Latest iteration of National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) does not include marijuana banking reform, but will now go through both chambers before potentially landing on president's desk DEA once again increased its quota for legal production of psilocybin, MDMA, and DMT for 2022 research Colorado Appeals Court says a drug dog that alerts on now-legal weed can't create probable cause for a search Maine federal court grants time for filing motions in marijuana, money laundering case in Farmington area Massachusetts Grower Advocacy Council executive director proposes bill to regulate alcohol like marijuana Gloucester, MA being sued over impact fees Judge limits Michigan marijuana recall to half the product initially covered Minnesota's medical cannabis program adds edibles in the forms of gummies and chews as a new option for patients Legal Missouri 2022 kicks off recreational legalization campaign Rep. Shamed Dogan (R-MO) pre-filed his joint resolution to place a constitutional amendment for recreational legalization on the 2022 ballot Jeff Mizanskey op-ed in the Missouri Independent Gov. Pete Ricketts of Nebraska teamed up with Smart Approaches to Marijuana (SAM) to run 30-second anti-weed ads which cost taxpayers $500,000 NYC opens country's first safe consumption site Marijuana decrim petition passes after a recount, now heading for Kent (Ohio) City Council Austin, TX activists submitted 35,000 signatures to decriminalize weed Texas gets smokable hemp banned again With feds, Brattleboro (VT) police make arrests for suspected fentanyl-laced marijuana Vermont Department of Health said it has no relevant records about police claims of fentanyl-laced marijuana FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in with their stories about the first time they ever blacked out and forgot about blacking out. Next week, we want to hear from you about the first time YOU ever saw a boostagram! Call, text, or send nudes: (816) 607-3663 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. An Italian dentist is facing possible criminal charges after trying to receive a COVID-1984 jab in a silicone arm 16-point deer harvested in Missouri turns out to be doe A Massachusetts man bought a drawing for $30 at an estate sale. It may be an authentic Durer worth $50 million. In 2013, a French climber found $168,000 of emeralds and sapphires in a cache on a mountain but can only keep half Israeli scientists analyzed mail-in stool samples and found early risers share gut bacteria pattern A Dutch merchant ship off the coast of Jamaica captured video of an all-white sperm whale swimming in the Caribbean, the real Moby Dick Giant phantom jellyfish that eats with mouth-arms spotted off California coast Suicide machine controlled by blinking faces 'no legal issues' in Switzerland Salmon jizz used to create DNA plastics Maryland homeowner tries to smoke out snakes, burns down house TUNE IN TOMORROW TO HEAR PHONEBOY JOIN US ON BOWLS WITH BUDS