I don't even know where to begin. You know Jay, our beloved robot doctor? Well, for the last couple of years, he's had a running joke on Facebook called The Powell Games, a spoof on the Hunger Games, where a bunch of a different fictional Jay Powell's compete in an arena, and at the end, one Jay Powell is crowned the winner. And for some reason, the date he's released these posts has been July 4th. This year, we decided to make it a one shot, because... Well, I would say "why not", but you'll see "why not" soon enough. Enjoy!