Want to request a song? Tell us your rating? Send us a Text Message right now! We are joined by a good friend of the podcast Sam Bowden to try and help us discover why exactly this band decided to not go "full" sonic.You can also get tickets to his & Aleks Milinkovic's live podcast recording of Whoa, Free Lunch!? at the Factory Theater in May here: https://www.factorytheatre.com.au/event/whoa-free-lunch/Sing the following lyrics in the style of a barbershop quartet and you get a much clearer vision of Billy Joel's life in the mid-1980s:Verse 1:I may not be the finest thing you've ever seenMy face is lumpy, crooked, and uncleanBut there's one thing that I know for sureI'm a model magnet, my charisma's pureChorus:Ugly but still scoring with the modelsMy charm and wit are the keys to the throttleI may not have the looks, but I have the gameModels on my arm, I'm on top of the fameVerse 2:I may not have a chiseled jaw or perfect teethBut I've got something else that's hard to beatI've got a confidence that's out of sightAnd models just can't resist my delightChorus:Ugly but still scoring with the modelsMy charm and wit are the keys to the throttleI may not have the looks, but I have the gameModels on my arm, I'm on top of the fameBridge:It's not about how you look, it's how you actA good personality is a solid factSo don't let your looks get you downWith the right attitude, you'll be the talk of the townChorus:Ugly but still scoring with the modelsMy charm and wit are the keys to the throttleI may not have the looks, but I have the gameModels on my arm, I'm on top of the fameOutro:So if you're feeling down about your looksJust remember what's in those model's booksThey're looking for a man with a good heartSo let your confidence be the start.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew