Why are lawns so bad, and what could we grow instead?  How much can we learn from an esoteric word like Psammophile? And why is the Guinness Book of World Records wonderful and terrible at the same time?Images/Videos we talk about:Snakes in SandThe Jerboa/Kangaroo Rat/Kangaroo MouseSupport us with a Max Fun Membership!Join our Discord!Timestamps:(00:00:00) Intro(00:05:44) Lawn Loathing(00:45:55) Spelling Psammophile(01:19:26) Guinness World Records(01:50:38) OutroWe also learn about:  lawn enjoyer (derogatory), there are 6x more lawn than corn in the US, how we developed our lawn fetish in the 17th century, the pesticide and fertilizer boom after WWII, the more money and knowledge you have the worse lawns get for the environment,  runoff powered sargassum seaweed, 30% of drinking water used for lawns, lawns aren’t even the best greenery for your mental health, “your granny cant push the lawnmower around” okay I don’t want her too! astroturf is even worse, when the sun engulfs the earth all that will remain is our plastic lawns, the no-mow-movement, the alternative lawn movement, make an animal crossing lawn! Ella and Caroline fail the spelling bee, what makes a word tricky, 3 letter words are the trickiest, Ella steals the word, ventifacts, sand actually holds water better, granular physics in a scorpion paper, sidewinder snakes drifting while doing the worm, snake scale fingerprint, ecomorphological convergence, the adorable Jerboa or Kangaroo Rat are in Dune unchanged, Jerboas can kick sand onto traps, foot drumming, “the rats would rather drum than fight”, sandy fungi, our childhood obsessions with Guinness records, people are weird! the origin of the Guinness World Records, I’ll prove to them who’s the fastest bird! the eccentric fact finding twin brothers, may we hope to turn heat into light”, the 4 types of Guinness world record, marketing records, the analog to digital downfall, over half of the top 100 brands have records, Guinness is a native advertising company, brands really need empowering, laundering governments apolitcally, most lightning strikes to a person, a good record makes you wonder Sources:Scientific American: The American Obsession with LawnsBBC: Should People Get Rid of Their Garden Lawns?Gardens Illustrated: The History of LawnsPsychology Today: The Strange Pstchology of the American LawnThe Guardian: Lawns Are Such A YawnJSTOR: Your Green Lawn is Harming the Environment2015 Paper: Lawn as a cultural and ecological phenomenon: A conceptual framework for transdisciplinary research2020 Paper: Lawns in Cities: From a Globalised Urban Green Space Phenomenon to Sustainable Nature-Based Solutions2005 Paper: Mapping and modeling the biogeochemical cycling of turf grasses in the United StatesNSF: Are Our Lawns Biological Deserts?2023 Paper: Rewilding in Miniature: Suburban Meadows Can Improve Soil Microbial Biodiversity and Soil HealthScientific American: How Fertilizers Harm Earth More Than Help Your Lawn2017 Paper: Is All Urban Green Space the Same? A Comparison of the Health Benefits of Trees and Grass in New York CityThe Guardian: Turf It Out: Is It Time to Say Goodbye to Artificial Grass?PlantLife: No Mow MayBBC: No Mow May Blamed for Rise in Hedgehog InjuriesUniversity of Cambridge: Can An Iconic Meadow Seed Wider Change?---538 Article on Spelling Bee DataJoseph White on Word Selection ProcessThe Wikipedia Page for PsammophileAmazing Paper on Psammophile Ecology and ScorpionsEnergy Cost of Walking/Running on SandNYTimes on Sidewinder SnakesSidewinder EcologySidewinder Microscopic Scale DifferencesJerboa EvasivenessJerboa Foot DrummingKangaroo Rat EcologyPsammophile Fungi---3 Months on a RollerCoasterImogen West Knights Guardian ArticleVox ArticlePlanet Money Podcast: Is Record Breaking BrokenGuinness MarketingIn the Interest of FairnessTurkmenistan ControversyGuinness response to John OliverFind Guinness Records Here