Oh Tom Cruise, (sigh), I guess the rumors aren't true you really aren't gay. But Paulie still holds a space in his heart for you just in case. It turns out that there's lots of other wild stories about you though including where did you baby really come from? Check out Paulie's Blog for more! Need a little back door action? Well, just hit your head and head to the hospital.. Intrigued? Paulie and Evan will tell you the whole story! All this plus more news, letters, comments and laughs! And of course reviews. Evan has two DVDs for you to watch. IF you into Beefy, hairy, sexy men check out Titan Men's "Command Post" Evan rates this a manly 3 1/2 splats! If muscle College age Boys are to your liking check out Mustang Studios "Inches Away" . Evan rates this a measurable 3 splats! Looking for a candy ass well Paulie has the perfect toy for you! The Gum Drop Butt plug. Of course available in both Cherry Red and Licorice Black! This week's MTFT is "I don't want to be alone" by The Frantic.