Hide your Kias and Al-Qaeda Grandpas, they stealing errethang out here. Dan and John everything from American Hummus Parties, the KIA BOYZ, Houston’s failed gun buyback, J6, Legendary grandma’s with Giant Penises on their grave, The Forward Party, and Monkeypox. Strap in.

Huge thanks to Mountain Drew, Paul Branum, Gerald the Spook, and Ethan Crawley for finding that