James and Lawrence are making sure all 9.6 million members of the Fail Gang are eating this Thanksgiving with a fuckin slapper featuring our most goth guest yet: the author, east coast media elite and Twitter famous Darcie Wilder. Darcie joins the boys to talk about the lifestyle choice of being ambiguously employed, using Twitter as a dating app, and the joys of listening to Good Charlotte. Then, in Captain's Log/Letters to Home, the OG Core Four (s/o Producer Jay) share what they're thankful for.