The bromance is dead, the knives are out, and four astronauts might be collateral damage. Donald Trump and Elon Musk just had the most expensive Twitter spat in history—complete with threats to cancel government contracts, wipe out Tesla’s market cap, and even strand astronauts in space. Elon dragged Epstein files into it. Trump threatened deportation. Stephen Bannon is sharpening pitchforks. And Kanye? Well, he's begging for a ceasefire. Strap in—this episode has everything: ego, drama, market crashes, and flamethrowers. Literally.  Oh, our lawyers want to remind you the commentary on this show is parody.