This week, we discuss Intel's challenges, Elastic's adopting the AGPL, and getting AI to introduce itself. Plus, some thoughts on a gesticulating flâneur using a speakerphone in public. Watch the YouTube Live Recording of Episode 483 Runner-up Titles Why are you in an attic Flâneur Gesticulating That’s not I’m over the big pile of nachos What’s your corporate strategy here? They carry the flame Keeper of the Flame Cote’ likes weather Brakenthetical Rundown Intel Intel Said to Explore Options to Cope With Historic Slump Intel debuts second-gen Core Ultra mobile chips in bid to fend off Qualcomm, AMD 'Time is running out' for Intel CEO Patrick Gelsinger: Analyst Report: Intel CEO Pat Gelsinger to reveal new plan to cut costs and sell off business units “Broadcom and Intel?” Qualcomm’s new eight-core Snapdragon X Plus makes these Windows laptops cheaper Senior Intel CPU architects splinter to develop RISC-V processors at AheadComputing OSS Licensing Elasticsearch is Open Source, Again Why Elastic (ESTC) Shares Are Trading Lower Today The slow evaporation of the free/open source surplus Post-Open Source (circa 2020) Relevant to your Interests Data infrastructure startup Cribl raises $319M at a $3.5B valuation Cribl Closes $319M Series E Round at a $3.5B Valuation to Revolutionize Enterprise Data Management Broadcom Launches Rally Anywhere Courts close the loophole letting the feds search your phone at the border GitHub Copilot competitor Codeium raises $150M at a $1.25B valuation Amazon's Remarkable Alexa will reportedly run on Claude AI and cost $5-10 per month Artifacts are now generally available Founder Mode Research Papers into Podcasts via Google Illuminate Andreessen Horowitz Ditches Miami Two Years After Opening Office Clearview AI fined $33.7 million by Dutch data protection watchdog over 'illegal database' of faces China leads in up to 89% of tech research, study shows This 451 Research highlights Kloudfuse Nonsense Beaches are for people who enjoy the bureaucracy of going to the beach. Costco membership fee increase starts Sept. 1 for new members and renewals. The penny. Sponsor Nasuni: Head to nasuni.com/software and see how it can revolutionize your data infrastructure today! Listener Feedback Amazon.com: Fulext Sleep Headphones Bluetooth Headband Shokz Bone Conduction Headphone Conferences Civo Navigate Europe, Berlin, Sept 10-11, 2024. SREday London 2024, Sept 19–20, 2024. Coté speaking, 20% off with code SRE20DAY. Cloud Foundry Day EU, Karlsruhe, GER, Oct 9, 2024, 20% off with code CFEU24VMW. VMware Explore Barcelona, Nov 4-7, 2024. Coté speaking. SREday Amsterdam, Nov 21, 2024. Coté speaking, 20% off with code SRE20DAY. SDT News & Community Join our Slack community Email the show: questions@softwaredefinedtalk.com Free stickers: Email your address to stickers@softwaredefinedtalk.com Follow us on social media: Twitter, Threads, Mastodon, LinkedIn, BlueSky Watch us on: Twitch, YouTube, Instagram, TikTok Book offer: Use code SDT for $20 off "Digital WTF" by Coté Sponsor the show: ads@softwaredefinedtalk.com Recommendations Brandon: Slow Horses Season 4 Matt: open source Synergy Coté: denim pearl snap shirt at C&A Little Shop of Hoarders in Antwerp. Photo Credits Header Artwork Sponsored By:Nasuni: Head to nasuni.com/software and see how it can revolutionize your data infrastructure today!