UP FRONT: The fucking eclipse! Flood in Houston. Trans ban. Jerry Lewis. CELEBRITY SHADE: Celine Dion launches handbag line and donates first day sales to charity. Robert Downey Jr scam. Amy Schumer pay scale. Joss Whedon roasted by ex wife. Louis CK sexual predator. 5th Harmony shades Camilla. Taylor Swift is a snake. Fergie visual album. Gaga documentary. NERD NEWS: Death Note. The Batman will be stand alone film. The Joker origin movie in the works by Martin Scorsese. Wonder Woman surpasses original Spider-Man movie sales. James Cameron says movie was "a step backwards." Rereleased in imax. Hate/Love? RR: New Katy Perry video/5th Harmony. W: Netflix/pizza.