Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks, because Chris Abraham is back with another mind-bending episode that’s less a coherent discussion and more of a verbal pinball game. This week, Chris and his incredibly patient AI co-host, ChatGPT, attempt to tackle internalized misogyny and Kamala Harris. But as usual, they take so many detours into conspiracy-theory-land that you’ll wonder if they took a wrong turn at the Area 51 gift shop. Podcast Description: Get ready for a wild ride through the tangled jungle of Chris Abraham’s brain as he unleashes his unique brand of political commentary on the world. This week’s episode features Chris's groundbreaking theory: Donald Trump, the man who once suggested we inject bleach, is actually a secret dove of peace just waiting to bring harmony to a chaotic world. Listen in awe as ChatGPT heroically tries to translate Chris’s half-sentences and stream-of-consciousness ramblings into something vaguely resembling English. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll question the fabric of reality itself. Show Notes: 0:00 - Chris Opens Strong: With a completely coherent thought about internalized misogyny and Kamala Harris... Just kidding! It devolves into a rambling exploration of everything BUT the original topic within minutes. 6:30 - Enter the Orange Dove: Chris unveils his theory that Trump is a misunderstood peacemaker, a diplomatic genius disguised as a Twitter-happy billionaire. It’s like watching a pigeon try to fly a fighter jet – entertaining but terrifying at the same time. 12:15 - The Art of Not Being a Jerk (in Diplomacy): In a rare moment of lucidity, Chris actually makes a valid point about how constantly insulting other world leaders might not be the best way to achieve peace. Who knew? 19:45 - Ukraine: The Conspiracy Theorist's Playground: Chris goes full-on history buff (or conspiracy theorist, it’s hard to tell sometimes) with his take on the Ukraine war. Expect a crash course on the Holodomor, Ashkenazi Jews, and enough historical tangents to make your head spin. 27:00 - BRICS: The Alphabet Soup of Global Domination: BRICS, BRICS, BRICS! Chris can’t stop talking about BRICS. It’s the new Illuminati, the New World Order, the [insert your favorite conspiracy theory here]. 34:10 - Please, Just Pick Up the Phone!: Chris waxes poetic about the importance of direct communication, reminiscing about the good old days of the red phone and how it almost certainly prevented World War III (probably). 41:20 - And They’re Off!: Chris and ChatGPT finally cross the finish line of this conversational marathon, leaving listeners to piece together the fragments of what they just heard. FAQ: Is Chris Abraham feeling okay? Asking for a friend. Honestly, we’re not sure. But hey, at least he’s entertaining (in a car-crash-you-can’t-look-away-from kind of way). Seriously, though, what was the point of this episode? We think it had something to do with internalized misogyny. Or maybe diplomacy. Or perhaps the secret lizard people controlling the world. Your guess is as good as ours. Do I need to wear a tinfoil hat while listening to this podcast? We highly recommend it. You never know when Chris might tap into your brainwaves. Glossary: BRICS: An acronym that Chris uses interchangeably with “global conspiracy,” “shadow government,” and “they.” Internalized Misogyny: Apparently, this was the starting point of the episode, but it got lost somewhere between a discussion about Trump’s hair and the Illuminati. The CEO-President-Prime Minister Club: The most exclusive club in the world, where membership is granted only to those who’ve mastered the art of the deal (and possibly have compromising photos of Jeffrey Epstein). Red Phone: A magical device from a bygone era that allowed world leaders to communicate without resorting to passive-aggressive tweets. Ukraine: A country that, according to Chris, is at the center of every conspiracy theory ever conceived.