This week, Chris shows us how a real book janitor does it, and Matt does not. Things fall apart. #TeamChris #TeamMatt Also, Chris is challenged to a game of Old School Interactive Fiction or New School Interactive Fiction, the guys talk about their top ships in Who Do You Ship/I’m Too Old for This Ship, talk begins as to what book to tackle next, and INSIDE THE CAVE OF TIME YOU FEEL DEPRESSED AND CONFUSED. Finally, it is time to pick sides. The brothers are now enemies forever. #TeamChris is for people who like meanies. #TeamMatt is for people who like dumb-dumbs. We are sorry. Listen on Apple PodcastsWe’re on Stitcher, Too Play Eli’s “Brew Your Own Adventure!” Crank it Up – It’s a Soundcloud Page of Songs from the Show We Are on Twitter, Which You May Have Heard Of Original illustrations by Paul Granger.