Elon's Neuralink goes live, the only proper use of "they/them," JK Rowling should be President of the World, and Bridget reminisces about Mad Dog 2020.0:00 - Chickens Come Home To Roost 5:48 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:42 - WOMEN! 9:25 - RIP Lizzo 11:26 - What Is Happening? 14:20 - Weather 14:47 - BON CHARGE 16:07 - Parade of Morons 19:45 - Gen Z Discovers 21:30 - Dumpster Diving 22:32 - Breaking Bridget 27:06 - Phetasy News 29:07 - The Internet Is Glorious Watch the full Normal World Neuralink sketch featuring Bridget -Thanks to our sponsor BON CHARGE - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% offBeyond Parody with Bridget Phetasy is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe