VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: Em, bitpunk.fm, ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, collinb, ericpp, boo-bury, hzrd149, HeyCitizen, revcybertrucker, ajoint, lavish, EastsideTony, Tjunta

Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dreams (JaxiusMusic YouTube)

Check out the Homegrown Hitsgiving special for 3+ hours of decentralized music

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Fifth Circuit lifts Tornado Cash sanctions (The Rage)

Officials are halting Bitmain units at US ports (Blockspace)

Michael Saylor pitch to Microsoft (XCancel)

European Central Bank timeline and progress on digital euro (ECB)

BlackRock spot ETF surpasses 500,000 BTC in assets under management (The Block)

KC Bitcoiners' December 6th coffee meetup @ Take Care by OLEO

TOP THREE 33

Man believed to be member of wealthy Rothschild family dies after house fire in the Hollywood Hills (ABC7)

Hamas says 33 captives killed in Gaza as Palestinian factions hold talks (Aljazeera)

Bus crash near French ski resrt kills 2 people, injures 33 (Voice of America News)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

DEA commences formal hearing proceedings on proposed marijuana rescheduling (Drug Enforcement Administration YouTube)
Cannabis caregivers and large grow sites will soon be illegal in Hawaii, impacting thousands (Hawaii News Now)
Missouri cannabis microbusiness 'mentor' connected to licenses under state investigation (Missouri Independent)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Leo Marochiolli's cover of It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas.

Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com

FIRST TIME I EVER…

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever had a baby.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to the vet.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!

Alaskan pilot tosses turkeys to rural homes (The Associated Press)
More than 3,000 fake Gibson guitars seized at Los Angeles port (AP)

World's oldest man has died in England at 112 (AP)
480-year-old firearm discovered in Arizona described by researchers as the 'oldest' found in continental US (FOX)
9-year-old boy finds 60,000-year-old axe at Shoreham Beach in England (FOX)
Mom's message in a bottle found by her own daughter 26 years later (FOX)
Missing Pennsylvania grandmother believed to have fallen into sinkhole (ABC News)
Dad nearly dies after being bitten by family's pet hamster (MSN)
Man jumps out of roller coaster after he says lap bar unlocked (WSAZ 3)

North Korea deploying fake IT workers in China, Russia, other countries (Security Week)