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Nicole's in a bridesmaid dress. Kate's in a Vegas gown. Homie the dog is wreaking havoc. And yes, we’re judging the Met Gala from bed like the glamorous gremlins we are. This week’s episode of See You on the Internet is a chaotic, unfiltered, watch party of the 2025 Met Gala, featuring Zendaya’s brooch moment, Rihanna’s quarter-zip tracksuit, and Lewis Hamilton’s funky hat supremacy.

We break down this year’s theme, Superfine: Tailoring Black Style, and get into the cultural importance of Black Dandyism. But also? We lose our minds over Jalen Hurts’ entire existence, roast Anna Wintour, and spot no less than 10 Funky Hats™, 3 Capes, 1 Cigar, and a full-blown saxophone solo from Jon Batiste.

Also featuring:

🖤 A passionate rant about bad veneers

📚 Fashion history you didn’t ask for but now can’t stop thinking about

👀 Kylie + Timmy hard launch predictions

🫠 A full-body reaction to Zendaya’s back brooch

🐍 Taylor Swift conspiracy theories

🧵 Sewing machine clutches, demon twinks, and the death of the plain black suit

If you’re into pop culture chaos, F1 stans in couture, and unsolicited commentary from two women in formalwear and greasy hair — this one’s for you.

🕒 CHAPTERS

00:00 – Gowns, greasy hair, and a gremlin dog: setting the vibe

04:30 – What even is Black Dandyism?

09:15 – Zendaya arrives and we lose our minds

13:40 – Lewis Hamilton’s funky hat supremacy

18:20 – Rihanna’s quarter-zip Met moment

22:00 – Taylor Swift theories + snake brooch breakdown

27:45 – Funky Hat sightings + our new soundboard

33:00 – Sabrina Carpenter, Jenny, Lisa, and the Blackpink slay parade

37:10 – Why Joey King is a Vogue cover waiting to happen

42:15 – Barry Keoghan’s return as Rasputin cosplay

47:00 – The one-man saxophone show: Jon Batiste

52:30 – The men who understood the assignment (and the many who didn’t)

58:00 – Lizzo, Doja, Dua, and the queens of the night

1:03:00 – Who flopped, who slayed, and who gave Hunger Games

1:07:30 – Wrapping it up with the funkiest hat of them all: Mary J. Blige

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