Welcome to the first ever Trump Mafia Live Interview. As only we at Trump Mafia HQ could do, we just walked into a bar in Connecticut, found a couple of Pro-Trumpers, and let them have the mic.

To protect their identities, we will call them by their suggested noms de plumes — Cousin Andy and Mr. Schmatta.

The ideas and opinions of this episode do no reflect the opinions of Trump Mafia.