Fear Level: Spoopy (not scary)Trigger Warnings: Assault, sad animal death, sitting in a lobby and waiting for health care until you are almost dead, strobe lights, addiction, consent issuesThis is a movie with a lot of nipples and a very loose grip on lesbian sex. You wanna talk about the male gaze...It's the story of bisexual vampire Catherine Deneuve and her catfishing both David Bowie and Susan Sarandon Topics of Discussion:More nipples than BowieCaged BauhausOne Piece Ankh KnivesDon't say vampireSarah's body disposal confessionsThe public crematoriumThe vampire T.A.R.D.I.S.Charlie's glassesSusan Sarandon: a very 80's snack...a lunchable, if you will.The Osmosis Jones/Blade crossoverHot curtain on curtain actionFrench ancient EgyptiansTHE SMOKINGTHE LACK OF CONSENT!Oh no, she's hot!The Kimmy Gibbler of vampiresPiss mummy shipping costsPony tail backstoriesBryan Fuller's OK Cupid profilePerpendicular sexWhat even happens in the last fifteen minutes of this movie?Recommendations:Interview with a VampireBitLet the Right One InA Girl Walks Home Alone at NightNear DarkThe Lost BoysCommunionLabyrinthRocky Horror Picture ShowLast Temptation of the ChristBlue VelvetOnly Lovers Left AliveThe Man who Fell to EarthVampFirst BittenVampire's KissFollow our guest:Sarah MilesTwitter: @IAmGiantWomanFollow us on twitter @proghorrorpodFollow Emily on twitter @megamothEmily's Website: Megamoth.netFollow Ben on twitter @benthekahnPre-Order Ben's new book, Renegade Rule.Follow Jeremy on twitter @jrome58Visit his website at JeremyWhitley.comRSS Feed: https://feeds.transistor.fm/progressively-horrifiedWebsite: https://progressivelyhorrified.transistor.fm/Join our Patreon at: patreon.com/progressivelyhorrified to support the show, get bonus episodes, early access to upcoming episodes, and a cool Progressively Horrified t-shirt.Come back next week to hear about Annihilation! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★Take our listener survey: http://bit.ly/progressivelyhorrified-surveySign up to support Progressively Horrified on Patreon for as little as $5 a month and get bonus episodes! https://www.patreon.com/c/progressivelyhorrified Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.