VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 428 Producers: ChadF, HeyCitizen, phifer, ericpp Intro/Outro: Battle - Bacalao (LNBeats) FIRST TIME I EVER Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a conference. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever said "yes" to a last minute road trip. TOP THREE 33 Nightclub bombing injures 33 people including teens as revellers impaled by shrapnel, undergo amputations in Peru (The Sun) Japan public high school admission applications fall below capacity in 33 prefectures (The Mainichi) Rents in Canada have fallen to a 33-month low, report finds (Global News) NFL announces 33 compensatory picks for 2026 drafts (Seattle Sports) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Arizona Senate passes bill to criminalize neighbor's marijuana smoke (KJZZ) Girl Scout troop sets up shop at weed dispensary. Cookies are in high demand. (NewJersey.com) Bag containing weed, cash accidentally donated to a New Zealand charity shop (The Associated Press) Boston Garden pot shop sued by TD Garden owner (CBS) Texas man flying to London had 75 pounds of pot in luggage at MIA, police say (NBC Miami) METAL MOMENT Check out the Rev's shenanigans at @RevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin gains as Iran War driven volatility hits oil, stocks (Yahoo Finance) Tornado Cash's Roman Storm could face 40 years as government seeks new trial (Bitcoin Magazine) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! South Korean police lose seized crypto by posting password online (Gizmodo) Georgia teacher dies after high school toilet paper prank (Global News) Rocklin teacher suspended after being caught on camera urinating in classroom (Sacramento Bee) Video shows bunk bed collapse almost impale little boy, sister's heroic split-second reaction (FOX) Iowan accused of giving drug-laced lasagna to pregnant woman to cause miscarriage (WHO13) Tarot TikToker must pay $10M to professor she accused in Moscow murders (LM Tribune) Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables (The Independent) She graduated with a 3.87 GPA but could barely read. Now she's suing a school in Washington state. (KARE 11) Indian River County, Florida inmate faces escape charges after leaving jail barbecue for sex in portable toilet (Sebastian Daily)