We’re back! We hope you had a relaxing and fun holiday period, which the UNH team spent in our decrepit but comfortable vacation home. After sinking every penny we had into it fixing her up, doing a little fishin’, and having a little *film* time, we were suddenly besieged by suicidal college kids… Luckily, in the resulting fight to the death, we had a little help in the form of: TUCKER AND DALE VS EVIL.

Did we mention that our vacation home is in Canada? Local plumber JACK BROOKS: MONSTER SLAYER was along to help us sort out the pipes in our beloved fixer-upper – and that darn ancient evil we found buried in the garden…

That’s right, friends – all you can eat at the horrody comma college kids/monster buffet. We’d love to hear your thoughts on these fan favourites; you can leave comments below, send audio to unitednationsofhorror@gmail.com, or leave a free voicemail at (404) 480-2545.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad I’m not hung like a bear…